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☆Nu* @nu

A touch of whimsical and a whole lotta sarcasm. instagram.com/nuloves/

Joined September 2006
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☆Nu*@nu
1 Nov 2018
FaceID doesn’t recognise me when I’m wearing spectacles. Works like a Superman movie.
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☆Nu*@nu
Feb 28
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. Courage to change the things I can. And wisdom to know the difference." Because I just want to use up my pico sessions. I don't want to add botox at a special price. Please let me go.
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☆Nu*@nu
1 Feb 2025
Science or dogma. “I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned.” ― Richard P. Feynman
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☆Nu*@nu
17 Jul 2023
My hobby: Codfishing.
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☆Nu*@nu
31 May 2023
Handsome guys might cheat, ugly guys might also cheat. So, always pick handsome.
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☆Nu*@nu
1 May 2023
Shower thoughts. As a cup user, if they use any luminol here, I will look like a serial killer.
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☆Nu*@nu
20 Apr 2023
When anyone says "arguably", I hear an invitation to argue.
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☆Nu*@nu
2 Feb 2023
Just watching Physical 100 makes me tired.
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☆Nu*@nu
31 Jan 2023
See? On LinkedIn.... cue motivational music, hashtag resilience.
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24 Jan 2023
f*ck it, i was laid off from spotify 🥲
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☆Nu*@nu
31 Jan 2023
I think in terms of authenticity, here is my ranking on social networks based on my feed. 1. Twitter 2. Facebook 3. Tiktok 4. Instagram 5. Bumble Then we have LinkedIn. Barfs.
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☆Nu*@nu
23 Jan 2023
I'm in tears... reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x…

From the tifu community on Reddit: TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I...

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☆Nu*@nu
3 Dec 2022
Thanks @myfavmurder for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 28,570 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/0U9S5J…

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

Podcast · Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts · My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true...

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☆Nu*@nu
16 Aug 2022
I like to tell young, handsome, rich and successful catfishes that I’m from China… because aren’t we all.
☆Nu*@nu
10 Aug 2022
“I was rational, because I drank Martell only.” Famous last words.
☆Nu*@nu
26 Jul 2022
Russ & Shine instagram.com/p/CgeaBbQvGgN/…
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☆Nu*@nu
28 Jun 2022
At some point, I will admit that climbing a flight of stairs to my room is not regular exercise. Yet, doesn’t it count if my heart rate goes up.
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☆Nu*@nu
9 May 2022
Tell her/him. “You don’t have to wear mask, [nonchalantly] you look much better without mask.”
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☆Nu*@nu
1 Feb 2022
I’m not ritualistic for lunar new year, but I chose AHA serum last night.
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☆Nu*@nu
15 Jan 2022
So free being single, don’t miss being in a relationship at all. I know people who yearns to be in a relationship, are some meant to be single?
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☆Nu*@nu
19 Dec 2021
All I want for Christmas is you! instagram.com/p/CXqVVcmvLpr/…
☆Nu*@nu
19 Dec 2021
Side by side comparison in the switch from Kylie to Korean inspired makeup. 😮
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