Chaotic neutral NPC. Symbolic capitalist. Backbench technocrat electioneer. Kayfabe hard determinist machiavellian. Black hat. Black tie. Somebody nobody sent

Joined May 2009
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On 8/20/25 I filed IRS, state, and county tax evasion complaints against Tsogyaling Meditation for claiming tax exemption as a Buddhist temple while operating as an alternative medicine provider leasing commercial space to practitioners. My full complaint: drive.google.com/file/d/1fin…
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I drew this map of the amazon-textract-response-parser NPM library to navigate the AWS Textract JSON
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Optimal paper pulverizes rock, covers suboptimal paper, and sometimes cuts scissors
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I asked ChatGPT to "suggest specific improvements" to a paragraph I wrote. It suggested I "proofread for minor edits." If I wanted someone to tell me to do it myself I would tell my child to put away the dishes
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I like prettier because it prevents me from having to argue about formatting, except when it comes to arrow-body-style
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const jest = vitest; // eslint-disable-line no-lazy-bullshit
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Normally enjoy Bluegreen Vacations but this is the THIRD DAY of the incessant high-pitch poolside noise staff say is “complicated” to fix @bluegreentweets
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GitHub CoPilot in VSCode is like copy-and-paste on all the drugs at once. AI is teaching me stuff like, "that's not gonna work... wait whaaa--"
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> As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, I am not aware of any specific open source projects with the explicit goal of world domination
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Minted two of these generative art pieces a few moments ago. I discovered this artist's previous work, Tentura, last year. In fact I think I am going to grab another one of those off the floor. Something about their style really speaks to me
🎉And this moment is coming, SL/CE will go live in 1 hour. If you have any questions - feel free to ask me here. I was made page with description of the project, where you can see a lot of real-time generated possibilities of SL/CE algorithm. All links below👇 Please enjoy!
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Me: Are we all just word soup? #ChatGPT: If you are suggesting that human beings are simply a collection of words or ideas, this could be seen as a reductionist view of human nature... We have emotions, experiences, relationships, and a sense of self that go beyond language
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I like to sit in the front car so I can listen to the @cta conductors signal “good morning” to each other passing on the elevated tracks
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Anything now, everything eventually
I feel like this is an easy and important job to cross-train
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Goal minimalism allows operational innovation to breathe; unattainable targets cause operational debt as contributors cut corners in pursuit of leadership's blind ambition
Adam Finlayson retweeted
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Brittany Martin was sentenced to 4 years after telling police: "You better be ready to die for the blue. I'm ready to die for the Black." January 6 Capitol rioters got less harsh sentences: ▪️Median sentence: 45 days ▪️As of January: 1 in 3 took plea deals for 1 year or less
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I was looking for a new dry erase marker and found where the office manager stores the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. This changes everything
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Adam Finlayson retweeted
Letter to President Biden by members of Congress asks to rescind Medal of Honor awarded to soldiers at Wounded Knee nativesunnews.today/articles…

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