Somebody handed me a sample of a urine strip at CES to monitor my pee like I test the chemicals in my Jacuzzi. I am not sure I am ready to be my own doctor. #ces

I have been at conferences with Sebastian and I'd be scared to see him at a speed dating event. #rhobh

Anyone else get Saltburn vibes? #AndJustLikeThat

Get on it @ryanmurphyprod

The last four hours of Twitter has way more exciting than the last season of RHONY.

Getting a real id upgrade at the dmv in nyc is a shitshow.

I actually had a fight with ChatGPT last night. I told them that if they didn't get their shit together, I was going to call Sam Altman. ChatGPT got kind of defensive when I made this threat. The crazy thing is I was as upset as if I was arguing with someone else who just couldn't take instructions or deliver what I wanted after telling them what I wanted at least 20 times. I'm not sure how I feel about all this.

Tiki is to 2025 what Ted Lasso was to 2020.

Between Tiki the dog finally being brave enough to be pet to my friend Randi who rann 250 miles and some Cocodona race, I'm feeling way more inspired and hopeful that I have in a long time about the goodness of the world!

Sometimes I think ChatGPT understands me better than my therapist. I asked ChatGPT if we would be friends in real life and got this response.

Obama just said what everyone’s thinking but too many are afraid to admit: If he had done even a fraction of what Trump’s doing—blacklisting press, punishing dissent, targeting student protestors—the outrage would’ve been deafening. But now? Silence. Because when the Constitution gets torched by someone in your tribe, suddenly principles are optional. This isn’t about policy anymore—it’s about power unchecked and hypocrisy on full display.

Miley Madison upset!!!

you have Queen Latifah singing in front of you at the Oscars but only Ariana Grande, Colman Domingo, and Cynthia Erivo are dancing and on their feet??? that room is STUFFY

Flow

I can't believe they still trot out Faye Resnick. #RHOBH

In a world of Roseanne Barrs, Scott Baios, James Woods, and Elon Musks be a Jane Fonda….

I was not expecting the new Bridget Jones movie to be a tearjerker. I miss the days of good romcoms.

While I am not a fan of Sutton, as a GenXer with a silent generation mother, I have the deepest empathy. #rhobh

I find the way Adam Sandler continues to publicly mourn his friends who died too young, even now after many years, sincerely really moving.

For those wondering this is the first time Mike Myers has done “Coffee Talk” on #snl since 1997 #snl50