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Yep, it’s Biden’s fault.🤭

LMAO I swear this was the most brutal roasting of Trump so far I have ever seen he would go literally mad if he had seen this 😭😂🤣

Just read it. Spot On - An Aussie reply to Trump’s rant about ‘NATO not being there for us’: “Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth.”

OH MY GOSH. JON THURSTON!😱 Canada’s 🇨🇦Jon Thurston pulls off what might be one of the greatest curling shots EVER - threading it through the port and hitting the thinnest of runbacks. Absolutely unbelievable. #MilanoCortina2026 #Paralympics2026

Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.

Funniest thing I’ve seen so far

what’s a clear example of medical misogyny you’ve witnessed or experienced?

2 day after meeting Liz Truss the Queen was dead. So fingers crossed everyone. 🤞🤞🤞

Please see my statement regarding the Government’s updated Return-to-Office policy.

Enough is enough

#Corrie #CoronationStreet #CarlaConnor and #LisaSwain rekindle #Swarla with Carla telling Lisa she still loves her (let's face it, never in any doubt) 🫶🏼 BUT.... it's better with titanic music 🤭

Her resignation letter made the CEO go silent for twenty minutes... Emma cleared out her desk at 5 AM. Left the letter on his chair. No drama. No scene. Just two pages of gratitude. "Thank you for teaching me what leadership isn't." Then came her lessons: "When you took credit for the Harrison campaign, you taught me to document everything." "When you promised three promotions that never materialized, you taught me words without action mean nothing." "When you ranked us against each other quarterly, you taught me competition inside kills collaboration." "When you called weekend meetings for Monday's agenda, you taught me fake urgency is about control, not deadlines." Fifteen examples. Fifteen lessons. Each one specific. Each one true. The worst part? She meant every word. No sarcasm. No bitterness. Just genuine appreciation for the education. "You showed me exactly the leader I refuse to become." He found it Monday morning. Read it once. Read it again. Read it again. Called her cell. Straight to voicemail. His assistant heard something she'd never heard: Nothing. For twenty minutes, he sat there. One of his best people. Gone. No notice. No warning. And every word aimed at him. When he finally emerged, he asked: "How many others feel this way?" His assistant looked at the floor. That told him everything. Emma? She's running her own team now. They've never met her old boss. But they know him. Through every decision she doesn't make for them. Every credit she doesn't take from them. Every promise she keeps to them. Her team thinks she's a natural leader. They're wrong. She was trained by the worst. And learned exactly what not to do. Sometimes the best teachers are the ones who show you exactly who you never want to be.

For today..... Manchester is RED.... sorry @VixMyers .... #notreallysorry

#corriedale in a nutshell 😭

LONDON: A 15-year-old boy stunned a London courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him. With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from. The boy calmly replied: “Chelsea FC. They can’t beat anyone.” After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team. That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.

Shit. I’m running late. Where’s the fucking sleigh?”

Aussie: "That your dog?" Kiwi: "Yep" Aussie: "Mind if I speak to him?' Kiwi: "Dog don't talk.” Aussie: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Kiwi: (look of shock) Aussie: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Kiwi) Dog: "Yep." Aussie: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Kiwi: (Look of total disbelief!) Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Kiwi: "Horse don't talk.” Aussie: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Kiwi: (Extreme look of shock!) Aussie: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Kiwi) Horse: "Yep." Aussie: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Kiwi: (Look of total amazement!) Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Kiwi: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

Chris Moose?? Is that you??? @VixMyers ;)