Square Earth Truther 🔲 | Diabetic Alien Sympathizer 👽💉 | My frontal lobe is remote-controlled by Sasquatch 🦍🧠 *parody account. 😉

Joined July 2011
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Fuck it. I'm going full schizo-conspiracy theory-retard for 2026. The earth is square. Aliens are diabetic. Sasquatch is what controls humans frontal lobes. Birds are not only real they work with squirrels to combat silly gooses. #Schizo2026. 🍆 Follow for more🍑
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Uzaktan kumandalı off-road oyuncak arabalarıyla doğa gezintisine çıkan bir arkadaş grubunda araçlardan biri çukura düşerek ters döndü. Dakikalarca mahsur kalan aracı kurtarmak için diğer oyuncak arabalar seferber olup her türlü yolu denedi.
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This is 100% accurate, for me it is closer to 40 yrs
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calling it now: this guy will look like laura loomer by 2028
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Clavicular shows the results of his EarJob (Otoplasty) just 2 hours after surgery😳
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Lemme call up some friends 😭😭
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Une des meilleures vidéos que j'ai vu sur internet 🥹🤩🤩🤩🥰
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It’s easy to make enemies online, and easier to make friends in real life.
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Signs of the apocalypse ... Check out what this RV resident does when he sees a drone flying overhead in Cold Springs area on BLM land ...
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This is a warning of what’s to come with Trump
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"upside down cat" coffee cup
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you’re so beautiful ❤️
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when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours
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simplesmente o cara colocou uma válvula de descarga no meio do jardim pro cocô do cachorro
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Imagine what you could do with 18 fingers 👀👀 🌱 This whole time, I thought this was a double set of leaves squished in the section where it looked like the plant topped itself. I didn't want to have it squished in there with the forming flowers, so I trimmed it off and saw that it was actually just one leaf, with 18 fingers. It's definitely a new find for me, so I grabbed my photos and now the leaf is pressed between some clipboards to dry out. 🧬 Syrian Landrace, bred by @hokuseedcompany
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ROASTING My Gays at the Pride Parade!
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This gives a new perspective to The Little Engine That Could 🚂 One piece of coal and he went from 1 to 3 mph. A mini steam engine is something I didn’t know I needed til now. Who else loves trains?
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Christ what truck is this it’s better than my house!!
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Something is happening in Iran - Standby.
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