a pleasure to have in class
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13 Dec 2017
[Google Maps voice]: welcome to New Hampshire
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Jun 13
i just found out that men also play soccer… processing this
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Jun 11
When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about
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Jun 3
try not to say family challenge
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Jun 3
The NWSL Championship is coming to @AudiField on Nov 21 ⚽️
As Spirit CEO Kim Stone puts it: "DC shows up for women's sports like few cities in the world. A fan base this passionate deserves events like this."
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May 27
Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it
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May 25
The rise in the Savannah Bananas popularity and the country’s descent into fascism are linked, I just can’t prove it
May 25
The Savannah Bananas sold out Tennessee's 101,000-seat Neyland Stadium for a game.
(Via @YellowTuxJesse)
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May 16
When the sheep were actually doing detective work
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May 17
My want of women's pro sports teams to have separate identities from men's teams vs my want for cities to have cohesive and coordinated teams regardless of gender are fighting again
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Just bought diapers for the first time and I truly don't think I will ever financially recover from this
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May 12
I cannot imagine advocating for women to not get proper and adequate gynecological healthcare and acting like it’s a feminist take
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Feminism W! Local Woman Only Saw Female Cardinals at The Park Today
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Nurses Week Vibes: they gave me a bag of assorted candies but one of them was a wintergreen lifesaver and now my snickers is minty
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I'd go to hell and back for the Boston celtics but I wish they'd stop making me go there
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Apr 27
stop making me have to defend jimmy kimmel man
Apr 27
TRUMP: JIMMY KIMMEL SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY FIRED
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Apr 24
Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it
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Apr 24
me and somebody’s dad at work
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