O11y Engineer @Nscale. Founder @Monitorama. Previously: OCI, Replicated, Fastly, Sensu, Librato, Dyn, GitHub, Heroku & more.
Joined August 2009
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Apr 30
Nothing to see here. Except for a form to register your interest in a future event. 💞
ti.to/monitorama/tbd2027
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Obfuscurity retweeted
30 Sep 2025
Classic Librato has only been available as a Heroku Add-on for some number of years now. My understanding is it's finally being sunset tonight. Will always be grateful to my colleagues and all of our amazing users for making it possible.
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8 Oct 2024
ICYMI I got into #coffee roasting a few years back during the pandemic. After a hiatus, I've decided to start it back up again.
I have a few bags remaining this round if you're interested. $20 $9 S&H.
buy.stripe.com/eVa9Cf2p64ZHf…
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Obfuscurity retweeted
21 Jun 2023
You know what if I'm gonna murder my mentions so be it.
21 Jun 2023
Kubernetes has single handed set our industry back a decade.
Companies are going to die because they spend more time “managing Kubernetes” than building a product.
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24 Jul 2024
I have to regularly reset my already low expectations for how bad @panerabread food has become. I really miss #StLouisBreadCo.
The flavor of the toppings were indistinguishable from the toast they were hydraulically pressed into.
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Obfuscurity retweeted
12 Apr 2024
Who's ready for some fun? ICYMI tickets are still available for this year's event. Check out this lineup!
monitorama.com/2024/pdx.html…
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21 Jun 2023
the nerve on this guy
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21 Jun 2023
OH: you know i was trying to get work done today and your laundered tweet is blowing up
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Obfuscurity retweeted
18 May 2023
We launched this quietly, but we now sell returned and refurbished memory and storage (securely erased) for ~50% off with 11th Gen and 12th Gen configurations. We're reducing waste at the same time as reducing the cost of entry to the Framework Laptop ecosystem.
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Obfuscurity retweeted
9 May 2023
We've updated our policy for the upcoming event in accordance with the CDC change in guidance. Masks will continue to be available to attendees who wish to continue using them, and we strongly support anyone's desire to do so. ❤️
blog.monitorama.com/update-t…
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Obfuscurity retweeted
24 Apr 2023
wow. the woke mob at fox news finally came to cancel culture tucker carlson. the left is out of control
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Obfuscurity retweeted
28 Mar 2023
It's been an amazing 10 years. Thank you to everyone we've had the opportunity to meet, learn, and hang out with. We love you and will forever cherish all the memories.
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28 Mar 2013
Welcome to Monitorama 2013! Our live stream is now online at monitorama.com/#live.
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Obfuscurity retweeted
22 Mar 2023
It's so cliché to say that we're excited BUT WE'RE REALLY EXCITED to announce the agenda for Monitorama PDX 2023!!!
monitorama.com/2023/pdx.html…
Hope you can join us, we have some fantastic speakers and topics and we can't wait to see everyone in person.
🌉🍩🌈☁📈🌲
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Obfuscurity retweeted
7 Mar 2023
We're very excited to announce our speaker lineup for PDX 2023! Keep an eye out for the schedule and full agenda to be published online within the next week or so.
monitorama.com/2023/pdx.html…
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Obfuscurity retweeted
28 Feb 2023
Congratulations to all of the speakers selected for this year's Monitorama PDX 2023 lineup! We're working feverishly on our schedule and hope to publish the full agenda within the next couple of weeks.
Hope to see you at the event! 💖🌉🍩
monitorama.com/2023/pdx.html
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Obfuscurity retweeted
21 Feb 2023
Just a quick update that we’re running a little behind with final selections for PDX 2023. We appreciate everyone’s patience and hope to finish them up by this weekend. ❤️
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Obfuscurity retweeted
3 Feb 2023
Just ONE MORE DAY to submit your CFP proposal for Monitorama PDX 2023. Looking for new faces and fresh ideas, hope to see you there! 😺
monitorama.com/2023/pdx.html…
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