Joined September 2023
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hi iโ€™m your best friend Stratus!! -22 -he/him -i love ween and interview with the vampire and marxism and my boyfriend -if you donโ€™t like RPF donโ€™t follow me cuz i post that shit constantly ok thatโ€™s all you need to know about me bye
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my favorite old men in the entire world ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
be careful watching this
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Give muscle relaxers me give eat muscle relaxers me eat muscle relaxers give me eat muscle relaxers give me you
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my sister was showing me some pictures of some random people and i was like โ€œwho are these peopleโ€ and she said โ€œtheyre new and never seen beforeโ€ and i was like โ€œon earth?โ€ and she got so mad at me
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apparently they were like netflix actors or whatever
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take it with you by cameron winter is literally the saddest song ive heard in my life
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fat..gay..italian..canโ€™t swim๐Ÿ’” god just be making anybody
itโ€™s so crazy to me that dean ween cant swim. how did that happen you bud
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Unfinished latte art of barista who died of long covid
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i keep getting ads for a local hospital set to all the small things by blink 182
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awww itโ€™s where they took my gallbladder out
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i still donโ€™t know why theyre completely omitting gabrielleโ€™s gender stuff from tvl
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i know chiropractors are fake and donโ€™t actually do anything but it would be sooo nice in the moment to get my back cracked i want it so bad
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and cracker barrel has mid gravy imagine if he got good biscuits and gravy
A Brit trying biscuits and gravy for the first time. Honestly, how could you even go home knowing how good America has it?! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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heโ€™s so cuuuute ๐Ÿ˜–
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do any of you have a parasocial relationship with me
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dead already
What would you have been in medieval times?
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iโ€™m hiding a neanderthal in my basement they arenโ€™t extinct
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