Joined September 2023
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hi iโm your best friend Stratus!!
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-i love ween and interview with the vampire and marxism and my boyfriend
-if you donโt like RPF donโt follow me cuz i post that shit constantly
ok thatโs all you need to know about me bye
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my favorite old men in the entire world ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
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Give muscle relaxers me give eat muscle relaxers me eat muscle relaxers give me eat muscle relaxers give me you
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my sister was showing me some pictures of some random people and i was like โwho are these peopleโ and she said โtheyre new and never seen beforeโ and i was like โon earth?โ and she got so mad at me
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take it with you by cameron winter is literally the saddest song ive heard in my life
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fat..gay..italian..canโt swim๐ god just be making anybody
itโs so crazy to me that dean ween cant swim. how did that happen you bud
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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Telling a bald slavic man I got touched inappropriately
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Unfinished latte art of barista who died of long covid
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i keep getting ads for a local hospital set to all the small things by blink 182
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i still donโt know why theyre completely omitting gabrielleโs gender stuff from tvl
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i know chiropractors are fake and donโt actually do anything but it would be sooo nice in the moment to get my back cracked i want it so bad
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and cracker barrel has mid gravy imagine if he got good biscuits and gravy
A Brit trying biscuits and gravy for the first time. Honestly, how could you even go home knowing how good America has it?! ๐บ๐ธ๐ญ
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dead already
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iโm hiding a neanderthal in my basement they arenโt extinct
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