keyboard.io • he/him • Ira’s dad • BLM • World record for worst #badgereviews @jesse@metasocial.com
Joined December 2006
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I am now also @s.ly on Bluesky.
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Elmo finally pulled my legacy @premiumbusiness checkmark.
To celebrate, I have now (finally) made this account private.
You can find me over at metasocial.com/jesse.
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2 Dec 2022
Now we're talking.
2 Dec 2022
Welcome to the future of smart agents! I hooked up ChatGPT to WhatsApp --
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Oh. Ok then.
29 Nov 2022
San Francisco police clarified that it would not arm robots with guns. Instead, they would be equipped with explosives. trib.al/MGhceG7
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Remember when we were pissed off about the fact that the decision makers at Twitter didn’t use the platform?
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ALT Illustration for "The Monkey's Paw" by Maurice Greiffenhagen, from Jacobs' short story collection The Lady of the Barge (1902) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey's_Paw
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Turned off open DMs here - I’m just getting too much spam.
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24 Nov 2022
Not universal, but the pattern I tend to notice in successful new startup products:
1. never heard of this, but sounds intriguing
2. really easy to try
3. "HOLY SHIT!" in the first 2 minutes
4. sustained daily usage thereafter
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28 Nov 2017
My son 🙋🏽♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"
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Wow. Lots of porn less than 20 tweets down on one of the top 5 trending topics.
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Well, this will be a nice little litmus test....assuming we still need a litmus test next month.
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I don’t have a soundcloud, but you can find me at metasocial.com/@jesse
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Who ever would have thought that Elmo would become the most influential driving force in the uptake of federated social media?
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If this is what he had to do to goose DAU numbers, I’m not really sure what the follow up could possibly be.
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I feel like we’re going to spend years rehabilitating the phrase “code review”
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This is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a goddamn twitter poll.
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18 Nov 2022
Members of the over-employed community (people who surreptitiously take more than one full time-ish jobs without disclosing it to their employers) are discussing whether Twitter will be a prime target since they will be desperate to hire
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18 Nov 2022
a few of my favorite memories
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