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Joined December 2019
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Happy 80th president trump. You will never catch me
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Apr 28
I don't know which death hit me harder; George Floyd, Charlie Kirk, or that guy that committed suicide after he got film jerking off at a coffee drive through.
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12 Nov 2025
We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.
6 Nov 2025
Well wasnโt this just a great way to wake up this morning. Went looking for my brand new chainsaw that I left on front porch last night. Never gonna find that thing again. This means war!
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17 Sep 2025
i never worked for vox, they just gave me money and profit off of my work
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21 Aug 2025
Man Brent Hinds really did talk all that shit then just fucking die. RIP to the realest
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10 Jul 2025
A tagged sea gull. I hope thatโs not tax payer funded
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9 Jul 2025
My dog after finding out that I sold one of it's puppies to buy alcohol
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9 Jul 2025
Just got hired at five guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag
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26 Jun 2025
Guy who thinks state-run liquor stores were built to improve access to affordable liquor in poor neighborhoods without liquor stores (โliquor desertsโ)
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Cigarette Flavored Yogurt retweeted
Damn. I guess that just leaves Ringo then
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2 May 2025
Alternate history where John Wilkes Booth killed Les Claypool
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27 Apr 2025
Everyone Is need to stop paying taxeshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DI6oKPvp1yo/?igsh=Y2M3dmlnaGx0MmFz
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9 Apr 2025
the guy who directly controls the world economy told me it was a good time to buy and I didnโt buy
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Cigarette Flavored Yogurt retweeted
28 Mar 2025
Who is gonna live the longest?
A. Brian Johnson- former lead singer for AC/DC
B. Brian Johnson-steroid abusing supplement shill
C. Bryan Johnson-Effeminate vegan, Cialis abusing supplement shill
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Cigarette Flavored Yogurt retweeted
14 Mar 2025
Me summoning the AIDS vulture when I see a liberal
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8 Mar 2025
8 Mar 2025
The nutrition industry needs to go to jail. They told me kale was incredibly healthy and then after I spend a decade suffering through kale salads they say this shit.
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