Peter Parker definitely getting exposed tonight.

2016 NCAA Champions. 2026 NBA Champions.

they can’t arrest us all

I’m really sitting in the dark listening to the Knicks game on the radio. LA infrastructure is complete ass. How the fuck is the power going out every other month?? Especially this weekend??! Get it together @LADWP

lol who did this

Power just went out in the city…. Ima burn something down!!

The one true GOAT

There’s certain items at Taco Bell that you gotta put sauce on first before the cheese, and others that get cheese sauce before the hot.

Neo Yokio How I Met Your Father

Someone must’ve paid off Paraguay cause what the fuck was that?!!

White colonizers after the fall of Rhodesia:

musk not making his money from consumer products anymore his companies are fully integrated within the government and military, you wanna take him down u gotta take down the whole shebang

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

Naw cause this is exactly why I won’t give One Battle After Another a rewatch

These US World Cup commercials are straight up propaganda. We would never win a game against Brazil, let alone the whole tournament.

This why they throwing eggs at you

You should be here for this 🕊️

Holy shit!!!