ALT 21.00 MASTERCHEF. The contestants are challenged to cook spotted dick, chicken breasts, buttered muffins, toad in the hole, stuffing, coq au vin, and Gregg Wallace explodes, HE LITERALLY EXPLODS ON SCREEN AND ALL HIS CLOTHES (NO PANTS) FLY IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS. Last in the series.

ALT image text: image contains text that reads: You will come to London. Behold, I warn you, whatever of evil or of perversity there is in any, whatever in all parts of the world, you will find in that city alone. Go not to the dances of panders, nor mix yourself up with the herds of the stews; avoid the talus and the dice, the theatre and the tavern. You will find more braggadocios there than in all France, while the number of flatterers is infinite. Stage players, buffoons, those that have no hair on their bodies, Garamantes, pickthanks, catamites, effeminate sodomites, lewd musical girls, druggists, lustful persons, fortunetellers, extortioners, nightly strollers, magicians, mimics, common beggars, tatterdemalions,—this whole crew has filled every house. So if you do not wish to live with the shameful, you will not dwell in London.