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I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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A size comparison between Little Potato, my smallest crab, and Tomato, my biggest
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Went sea glassing found a puppy. Her name is Harley and she's a sweet baby. She lived near the beach.
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I love this place
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Well shit. Happening now in my town. I'm on the opposite side of town, but near the PD so heard the sirens. What a shit show.
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Protein-washing is this generation's greenwashing.
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new submission into the “not everything needs protein” discourse just dropped
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Oh my god NO ONE FUCKING CARES SHUT THE FUCK UP TWITTER.
Jesus.
Does Glitch even count as indie anymore?
Because I honestly don't think so.
Community note
yes, glitch productions still counts as indie. the term indie means independent.
glitchprod.com/about
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independe…
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Me. It's me. I'm literally growing my own green onions right now.
I have a problem.
HOLD UP!
The average what now? Who is eating 22lbs of onion a year? I don't buy 22lbs of onion a year!!
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You know your life is stressed when it's nice to just stay home and clean the house sometimes.
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Just thinking about things
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This is basically how it goes at work.
Small, adorable shih tzu I'm with in group 6 hours a day: Wants nothing to do with me and growls if I come near him.
Giant XL Bully I've just met for 5 seconds and am giving water to in his suite: OH MY GOD BE MY FRIEND!!!
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Lab retriever who keeps spilling his water: *stares in mistrust*
Beautiful humongous Doberman: *happy sniffies, wags butt*
Small bag of allsorts mix who knows me: Literally trying to phase through the door to get to me because they haven't seen me in 5 minutes.
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Aussie shep: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OPEN MY DOOR SO I CAN SAY HI!!!
Chihuahua or other small dog: Asleep or looks at me like "you again?" (I still love you)
Small mix of god only knows what: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU COME NEAR MY COT!!!
Every beagle: *escapes*
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This is basically how it goes at work.
Small, adorable shih tzu I'm with in group 6 hours a day: Wants nothing to do with me and growls if I come near him.
Giant XL Bully I've just met for 5 seconds and am giving water to in his suite: OH MY GOD BE MY FRIEND!!!
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