i hate when i want to post smth but due to recent events it'll feel like a shade to someone.

the greatest comedy show of all time is between Friends & Big bang Theory, anything else is noise.

how do you politely tell a girl you went on a date w that she looked better in her pictures than in person and you’re not interested again?

A marriage doesn't have to be healthy for you to learn from it. Some lessons will show you what to embrace, while others will teach you what to avoid. Every relationship leaves you with something valuable, whether positive or negative.

1.Your shoes should be darker than your trousers. It makes your outfit look cleaner and more put together. 2.Don’t mix silver and gold. If you’re wearing silver, keep your watch, chain, rings, and belt buckle silver too. 3.Fit >>> Brand. A cheap shirt that fits well will always look better than an expensive one that doesn’t. 4.Your trousers should rest lightly on your shoes. Too much fabric bunching at the bottom looks messy. 5.Stick to 2-3 colors. Too many colors can ruin an outfit. 6.Posture = Attractiveness. Your shoulders change how people see your face. Stand upright, keep your shoulders back, and you’ll instantly look more confident and attractive. 7.Your clothes should fit your shoulders properly. If the shoulders are too big, the whole outfit looks off. 8.Grooming comes first. A good haircut, neat beard, and clean nails make a huge difference. 9.Balance your outfit. If your shirt is oversized, keep your trousers slimmer. If your trousers are baggy, keep the top fitted. 10.Less is more. Your accessories should complement your outfit, not compete with it.

just ghost her, cuz there's no way you will tell her and she will take it well

The art of adding liver inside fried rice.

I enjoyed both and I have a Friends bias, but laugh track comedy doesn't always do it for me.

Modern family might just be a documentary then. The list long oo

Friendsssss

RT @liliisntit: what’s a setting you can never be caught in?

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You know what's weird? We've turned basic communication into a strategy game. People are no longer replying when they want to. They're replying when they think it looks right. Nobody wants to look like they care first.

GODDD SEE IMPRESSIONS 😳😳😳😳😳this truth guy Dey really pack am o only am 10m impressions. This guy has more say in Twitter than that nikita dude Walai. He’s father Elon.😭✌🏻

i’d hate to meet someone that’d think i look better in pictures than irl. 😭😭😭😭😭wtf

I raise you “Two and a half men”

Yo! Guys, seriously how do you detect if your partner is cheating?

Fastest way to go broke ?

As a man, if you should marry a woman that has more sexual experience than you, you're in trouble. In a situation where your wife likes head, and you don't like doing it, there will surely be trouble. That's why you need to cohabitate, study your partner quite well before getting married.