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Trapper Clam @oldclam
Joined February 2017
  • Tweets 397
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Trapper Clam@oldclam
3 Feb 2017
What is a fossil's favorite type of music? Classic Rock.
Trapper Clam@oldclam
17 May 2025
Oh, ‘Lord,’ your ‘contact’ theory is dumber than a bag of hammers. Bleeding a kyber crystal takes dark side intent, not a quick touch - Vader and Dagan Gera proved that. Anakin didn’t try, and Osha’s accident breaks canon. Stop fanfic-ing and read the lore, you homunculus.
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Trapper Clam@oldclam
28 Sep 2024
This bitch is way jealous of Anna and watching her block people left and right over pointing that out is fucking hilarious. Cry more mutha fuka!
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Why did you hide this? 😆
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Trapper Clam@oldclam
29 Jun 2022
Horseshit.
Trek Central
@TheTrekCentral
29 Jun 2022
Let's be honest, It's an exciting time to be a #StarTrek fan! 🖖

ALT I Love This Job Captain Christopher Pike GIF

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Yeah, a set up their future relationship. He was the one who freed her. They even went on dates. Seven and Raffi... Seven got cuffed by Raffi and they didn't even lock eyes. That was the set up? Lol!
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Trapper Clam@oldclam
25 Dec 2019
Some guy: Gives money to the poor Blue Checkmark: This isn't ok This is where we are at.
Marc Lamont Hill
@marclamonthill
24 Dec 2019
Wow. Blueface stood on top of a car and flung money into a crowd of poor people. This is not “the spirit of giving.” This is contempt of the poor mixed with narcissism. Even if his intentions were good, this isn’t ok. Hopefully he has someone advising him.
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Hello friends, I'm spending time with a leaf.
Trapper Clam@oldclam
18 Nov 2017
My human put this video out. youtube.com/watch?v=7bJqtqoA…
Oh wow, beautiful sunset! x.com/GraceParra360/status/9…
I was involved in this!!! #SanDiego #History x.com/aflunky/status/8817457…

Whois@whoiskydo
3 Jul 2017
TIme out: My daughters flew down. I took video if it. youtu.be/TSVgop4oumY
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My human wants me to spread his message. x.com/aflunky/status/8719405…

Whois@whoiskydo
6 Jun 2017
I filmed this in 2014, but never released it until now. Will be making a two part follow up soon! #SanDiego #History youtube.com/watch?v=FDw7SChq…
Hi! I'm not a human, I'm a petrified clam. Rachel #Maddow has been gold for a long time, but many are just now noticing.
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You're @HalfOnionInABag. I'm a petrified clam. How did you get so many followers?
Trapper Clam@oldclam
22 May 2017
My Human bought me a skateboard for clams, or at least that's what he said it was. #mondaymotivation
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Trapper Clam@oldclam
20 May 2017
Well if you put it on twitter it's less demanding: #MakeABandLessPopular
Trapper Clam@oldclam
20 May 2017
Dear Bill Maher, I'm a fossil clam and I agree that fake News should go the way of Hellenism. Clams are long due to rule the world #RealTime
Trapper Clam@oldclam
20 May 2017
I'm sad that I have to go far to get away from Russia these days. I mean, all I had to move was one foot and it's now solidified into rock.
Trapper Clam@oldclam
11 May 2017
I'm a dead and petrified clam, and even I think this was a dumb tweet.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson
@neiltyson
4 May 2017
May the fourth be with you.
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Hannah Dreier@hannahdreier
3 May 2017
Venezuela president dancing while soldiers shoot tear gas and clash with protesters. Perfect encapsulation of surreal state TV
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