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Drew retweeted
Hey Brian, why did your team score less than 5 runs at Minute Maid but scored all those runs in New York?
Brian Cashman is such a limp one. His organization absolutely also cheatedβ€”and still lost. I also happen to know for a fact that he said Jeff Luhnow was the best GM in @MLB. @astros remain rent-free in your heads, and you haven’t even started the Series.πŸ˜‚
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