Cybersecurity Analyst|| Cloud Security Engineer|| IAM Engineer|| Fashion lover|| Comptia Security certified || ISC2 CC certified ||Azure ||AWS||GCP||

Joined August 2019
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You guyssssssssss look who bagged 3 certifications this week 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺 It’s meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! Azure fundamentals ✅ Comptia security ✅ Azure security, compliance and Identity ✅
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the freak that comes out when the lovergirl inside me feels safe is not for the weak
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Realllssss 😭😭😭😭
I hate how needy I get in a relationship (emotionally)😂😂🫂I always need my babe to talk to me wtf? Nah not doing that no more.
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I dislike people who present themselves as solid and genuine, yet move through life manipulating others, and then they sell a clean image to the world while being messy and deceitful behind closed doors.
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‘You can cheat but don’t rub it to my face.’ A sign of a foolish woman who cannot feed or live without a man.
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Every time i miss him, i remember that he had the option to choose me, and he didn't.
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Dear God, Money that will bring ashawo allegations is all I ask for. Pleaseeeee.😭
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Sick of men who constantly shame women over sex!! You must think your parents did a spin and win promo to get you here!! Man child!!
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Good old dayssss… I’m afraid we lost the act of properly loving our partners
Do you know what I miss? Waking up to “I know you’re asleep but” paragraphs.
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Gbsmmmm!!!!
If I were pregnant and informed that my fetus had Down syndrome I would absolutely abort. No amount of social media romanticizing of profound disability would change my mind. Contrary to popular opinion, you need more than love to care for a disabled child.
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Ain’t doing situationships at this big age. Either you’re my man or your not. Go play musical bitches somewhere else.
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God Abeg ooo 🤧🤧
Since i took ill, Hubby has been eating Out,sip garri or drink Akamu. Yesterday evening, he stopped by somewhere to eat, so he can come home and rest. His Lungs almost got pulled off cos of pepper 🌶️.Mbom mi 😂 So, today, I just tried to Fix small turnpot with what I had at home
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after a while you just stop wanting a man who don’t show up the way you want em to
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I overthink everything mehn hate how fucked up my nervous system is cus of past dealings 🤧🤧
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I like Afang soup but it’s not in my top 5 soups mehn…. Don’t know how you guys love it so much
I genuinely don't think anyone should go through life without experiencing Afang soup.
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RT @strawbleea: a man who can’t choose you but still wants access to you as a friend is a fucking loser
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The man is not a serious person at all.. rubbish
So, here’s the full gist and I just can’t wrap my head around how such a minor thing is breaking a marriage that’s barely 14 weeks old 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽 The husband returned from work and was served dinner by the wife. After eating, he asked the woman to give him soap from the kitchen to wash his hands because it was an oily soup. Mind you, according to the story, the woman was in the kitchen doing something. The wife told him to get up and come take the soap himself and since the wife wouldn’t budge, the man eventually washed his hands like that and went inside the bedroom. Both of them went to bed without resolving the issue. Next morning, Oga told his wife to apologize for disrespecting him like that yesterday and the wife stood her ground and said she did nothing wrong to apologize for. So, they argued and eventually went to work. The husband came back later in the day, and changed the padlocks to the main house gate and returned back to the office. When the wife got back in the evening, she couldn’t access the house and Oga wasn’t taking his calls. The wife went to lodge herself in a hotel and slept there till the next morning. When she came back to the house in the morning, the husband said and I quote “Since you don’t see me fit enough to honor me as your husband, you have no place here anymore.” JUST LIKE THAT Cut long story short, bride price was returned yesterday. I don’t know who to blame amongst the two of them.
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Please how do you people manage to go to the gym during raining season Abeg Starting gym next month and I need tips on how to cope
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Stories like this piss me the fuck off cus what do you mean at that age your parents are still dictating how you live your life
I have a friend who is almost 30 and works in a very good company on the island. Every weekday, she leaves home as early as 4am just to beat traffic and get to work on time, and she doesn’t get back home until around 10–11pm at night. Her salary is really good, like really good… but here’s the part that’s hard to understand. Her parents have refused to let her move out and rent an apartment closer to her workplace. Their reason is that they don’t want their daughter living alone. They say her future husband is supposed to meet her in their house, not in her own apartment. But here’s what makes it even more confusing… her brothers who she is older than were allowed to move out and rent their own places. When she first got the job, her parents were even the ones receiving her salary. Honestly, I don’t even know what to call this anymore strict parenting, control, or just fear… but I keep wondering how long someone can live like this before it starts affecting everything. What do you think?
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Death by firing squad 😡😡😡.. this is just so sad Women are not safe anywhere. Like what the actual fuck is this
“Around 7pm, me and my friend Emmanuel, who is a phone charger, arrived at her lodge. We noticed nobody was around. We went straight to her room and asked her for s€x, but she refused. When we started forcing her, she injured my face with her nails. We later overpowered her, and r@p£d her. I have s€x with her twice while my friend make three times with her, I later att@ck€d her with a wooden object while my friend also stabbed her with a kn!f£.” —Old vulcanizer narrates how they r@p£d and k!ll£d a nursing student, Chinwendu Achumba, in Imo State on 21 May, 2026.
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Looks like I’m inlove 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️
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