TV & Comedy Nerd | Rockin’ Lawyer Lady | she/her | mute #bb27 | only paid for the check bc I’m being harassed by a gross ad | running @chiimaxcampaign
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18 Feb 2025
three weeks ago I was invited by @nbcsnl to be in the fan pit for #SNL50 red carpet and I still don’t even really believe it was real 🥰🤩🥰🤩
to be just a tiny part of SNL50 is unbelievable.
more to share in this thread this week but starting w/ some very me moments 😉
17 Feb 2025
I’d like to thank @nbcsnl , @fanmade , and if I had to guess, this pole and @thelonelyisland for reposting my dumb meme on insta.
This whole night as been a dream come true that I can’t even fully come to terms with yet 🥰 happy 50 years #snl50 ilysm
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it’s time for Breakfast Affogato Summer
metabolically speaking, it’s healthier to wake up and eat 500 calories of real ice cream rather than fasting on black coffee until noon.
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this list doesn’t even have my main food op (bell peppers)
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asterisk for liver - I don’t fuck with like liver and onion vibes but I can fuck with liver pâte
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is it chill to wear jean shorts to work if you and your team are mostly going to be at a baseball game that day
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good job to Cabo Verde’s defense for keeping that game nil nil because good god that was a lot
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the forwards are just not going after it I can’t take it come onnnn boyssss
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the soup ruled so much. shout out to the soup...real television
The intros for each week’s episode of The Soup being the late 2000s’ prototype for the modern out-of-context clip account, or adding an unrelated gif of garcelle beauvais to a tweet.
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quite possibly the craziest news I’ve ever heard and I’m legit tempted despite how much I genuinely dislike watching much of this show fjsjfjtkkejfjfj
Love Island USA is coming to select theaters for a special screening of the Casa Amor episode on June 22. #LoveIslandUSA
Get tickets here: fandango.com/peacocks-love-i…
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the concept of movie theater surround sound for the kissing makes me want to vomit
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A giant inflatable World Cup soccer ball broke free and rolled through the streets of San Salvador during heavy rain and strong winds ⚽
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they were NOT ready to be on tv yet 😭 OG is on another planet rn
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Group B of World Cup
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Jun 14
A rare, peaceful sisterly moment 💛💛
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that’s on me for expecting there to be any nuance on the no nuance app
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