i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

RT @THEVOICEzrdp: Children in Sudan are starving too; don't turn a blind eye. We must not be biased in our concern and compassion. All eye…

Mrs Mbinga forever

Hey @NASA i need Artemis to retrieve something from Moon, it was kicked from Budapest Puskas Arena

We did it. For all of you. For my friend Willie, for all the friends we refuse to forget. We did it. I will say all your names and remember all of you.

Every day. Every fucking day we must ne angry at these people.

Cuz pick mes are common and bad bitches are rare

My ladies, decenter your age and live your best lives.

Stand up for your child, even if it means standing up against the world.

I saw something the other day that said “momma raised a complainer, not a quitter. It’ll get done but you’ll be hearing about it” and I feel like this has a similar vibe. So happy you found a good product!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Every time I click 'view' on ' This tweet is from an account you blocked '. I understand why. And fully regret my actions. If only I weren't a curious cat.

Meanwhile me the mkonde thinking about food. That speedy metabolism is hell. Always hungry.

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

Lakini this Sparky fellow is stupid. Woi. Stupidity is like death. When you die you don't know you are dead.

You guys why do you have disappearing messages on WhatsApp? Are you thieves ?

Good evening patriots. Here is your last dose of anger for the night. You will recall MT Paloma. The ship that arrived in March with fuel at 43ppm sulphur. Four times above Kenya's 10ppm legal limit. The Energy CS said reject it. Kenya Pipeline blended it anyway. Into your engine. Into your lungs. Kenyans complained. Spark plugs failed. Engines coughed. Today the government has released a press release. With official letterhead. And a very serious signature. Temporarily adjusting fuel standards to 50ppm sulphur. For six months. Owing to Middle East supply constraints. Let us connect these dots slowly. Illegal dirty fuel arrives. Government blends it anyway. Kenyans complain about engine damage. Government response? Change the standard to match the illegal fuel. They did not fix the fuel. They fixed the law. To fit the crime. This is not fuel standards management. This is evidence tampering. On a national scale. With official letterhead. The MT Paloma fuel was illegal in March. It is now government policy in April. Your engine was not the problem Kenya. Your standards were just too high. They have been adjusted accordingly. Everything else will follow. As usual, stay angry. No fake optimism: Singapore is a mirage! Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

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