Joined October 2014
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A hungover crank to her tan lines in the office bathroom might be on today’s agenda
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28 Feb 2016
Stephen Curry is not human....
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Daughter, at grocery store: Is everything okay, daddy? Me, distracted: Yea yea sweetie I just… I thought I saw an old friend…
Just back from the store. They didn’t have that thing you wanted but they did have this
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She sünger on my Bob til I KarePantolon
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ssh into dis pussy
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scientists just confirmed that poop has some, if not most, of your memories and is very briefly sentient before drowning
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Do you think anyone is watching becker right now
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Grace mclady calls out the mondo twins in new video
Alex Cooper calls out Alix Earle in new video.
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call me christopher moltisanti the way i’d crush this dog
i’m on a diet, so i’m only having 1 peanut butter and jelly hotdog
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Some of the worst posting I've ever seen
Every Mario Kart Game Ranked! 🏆
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*spit takes my rotten asshole of road killed skunk being washed down with rolling rock*
That's right. An Angry Nintendo Nerd episode from 2006 that NOBODY'S ever seen!
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Maria...this is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you.
Apr 3
Replying to @NASA
We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
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Apr 1
we up all nigjt to get itchy
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Marth can shorthop > react to audio cue > double jump reverse Up B to cover Luigi misfire. This presents an alternative to timing Fsmash early, which can whiff if no misfire. The Up B puts Marth on ledge afterwards and ready to continue the edgeguard if Luigi does not misfire.
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AAAAAA MY CROWN, MY CROWN IS RED HOT KHAL DROGO YOU RAT, YOU WEREN'T USING THAT CAULDRON TO MAKE COOKIES, YOU WERE HEATING UP MY CROWN TO GIVE ME THE OL SPICY CROWN
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Mar 27
Replying to @CamTheCan
I can barely remember the reason, but I know that this war must go on
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Another kraka down
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