amateur astronomer, actor, citizen scientist, gambler, strongman/powerlifter, hot shot van driver.....I do stuff for fun and sometimes profit
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19 Apr 2020
This is the two minute version of Goo submitted to the @RogerCorman #CormanChallenge First and Last Quarantine Film Festival.
The idea is to shoot it with your cellphone from your home or backyard.
Full version at
facebook.com/altakstudios/vi…
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I was wondering why folks were tearing stuff up in Times Square.
Someone won a basketball game.
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The directions to one of my deliveries near Dallas used to be "turn left past the Buzz Ball factory"
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I always think it's hilarious when you see someone hard driving acting a fool pulled over by a cop or at the same intersection as you 20 miles later.
In my 2 million miles of driving experience it doesn't help to rush around town. Something will buffer you back to the flow. You're just amped up for nothing.
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I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns
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It just needs one more lane bro
The way I detest I35
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When I see a lot of airliners over my little city they are almost always going around a storm somewhere.
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The problem is a lot of crappy cars have consistent predictable problems Once they learned them they would become routine.
What car has random hard to trace problems? 🤔
I would say some Mercedes but they often easily go a few hundred thousand miles till big problems pop up.
Your worst enemy must drive and maintain a car for the next 300,000 miles (482,803 km). Choose it
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One thing about Tubi is they'll accept your faith-based Bigfoot movie and your gay pastor finds alien romance movie.
I have experience with both of those genres.
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just found out about the official tubi pride merch that they had at weho pride😭
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One of the latest targeted ads Temu showed me was secret beverage containers.
The ankle monitor flask is a classic.
Fan sneaked tequila into the stadium in a flask disguised as a mobile. Mexicans are light years ahead of us.
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I have zero clue how I got so many fb friends from New Hampshire. It's an interesting state.
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My whole ground based expedited delivery company survives on this rule. If a part is keeping your whole operation shutdown don't trust airfreight for a distance that can be driven.
You parts will get trapped in the system and your factory will stay shutdown
Life rule:
Never fly the “day-of” when something is important.
Obviously.
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If I become a full time epileptic after my next doctor visit I'll probably sit at home sorting astronomical data for my astronomer friends.
I'll catch a ride to the casinos to take their money occasionally also.
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They did it in Mena Arkansas also lol
A little Cessna with a few million in stuff was worth losing.
Matt Damon says Miami drug smugglers used to crash planes into the ocean on purpose
"Bimini's like the closest, it's 50 miles off the coast of Florida, they would come in with a plane full of drugs and just crash the plane into the water"
"they would land it on purpose because there's no runway on Bimini, they would have 10 cigarette boats... like a flotilla of boats waiting"
"they'd offload the drugs as the plane was sinking"
"the planes are still all submerged... the water's so clear you can see how many fucking planes are out there"
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I only thought of this because there was an updated story about them (the CIA) using all sorts of places as landing strips. Sometimes they couldn't take off again.
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Luckily my wife has coverage at work. I buy my own though 😬
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Health Insurance (self employed) is such a joke.
We pay around $3500 a month for 4 people
Son went to the ER after a bike crash, no major tests or scans, basic blood work and exam. There an hour.
They billed $2800 ON TOP on a $500 co-pay and our insurance covered $568
It's so easy to see how medical bills bankrupt people. I am $9,000 OUT OF POCKET PLUS $3500 a month SO FAR in 2026 - maddening
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They're going to get kicked off the parking lot for being in a commercial vehicle lol
Orange Dutch bus headed to Dallas 🔥
Buc-ee’s pit stop always a must
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I was sitting earlier remembering all of the giving fun I had with this money this week. Today wrapped up by buying every kid at a party a present.
This week's charitable giving is sponsored by @LouisianaDowns and @KP_KP1. On my way to the casino for my midnight hit and run I was thinking about some folks I know who needed some money. I decided to donate the proceeds to various folks.
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I drank my pre-workout on a walk before my heavy lifting session today
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The male state trooper who pees all over the toilet at the gym started doing it in the women's restroom 🤦♂️
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In 2026 dudes still post their criminal enterprises all over social media then act surprised when they're found guilty.
I don't follow many of the types but apparently last week their was a local case that the defendant posted most evidence against himself. 🤦♂️
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If I don't sleep with noise I'll have super vivid dreams and won't sleep well.
If I need to think something out I'll sleep in silence.
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This Neurologist who specializes in sleep disorders said, "lf you can't sleep without a fan, a show, or noise, that's not "just a preference." That's your nervous system needing distraction because silence feels unsafe.
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I've woke up with manic ideas after a silent night of sleep.
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