the bong hits will continue until morale improves.
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7 Aug 2024
if 1 day u realize u haven't seen a tweet from me in a while, & u check my profile & realize i've been gone for longer than u thought, imagine that i'm somewhere warm. & the rain is falling, because i like rain. & the air smells like earth. & my bong is clean. imagine that for me
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8 May 2025
117,800. almost as many bong rips as i've taken this week
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8 May 2025
sure thing, OFFICER
7 May 2025
Did you end up finding any? I’m looking personally
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8 May 2025
thanks n danks for your concern. i'm still here. still high. still why
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15 Apr 2025
oh fuck i got stoned and forgot there's a half inch of water in my laundry room. stoners: assemble! bring towels. and more weed
15 Apr 2025
i was trying to be a responsible adult by doing some laundry and now my entire laundry room is flooded. i'm just gonna walk away and smoke a bong and think about this
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21 Apr 2025
so it turns out my main water line is totally fucked. i haven't been able to use water in my house for an entire week. they're excavating my yard to fix the pipe. this is what a $6,000 hole looks like. smoke a bowl for me cause lord knows i can't afford weed
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onlyastoner retweeted
21 Apr 2017
that moment when 4/20 is over and you turn back into a pumpkin
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15 Apr 2017
when u order pizza with your friends and they wanna split a large but u know perfectly well u could eat the whole thing yourself
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onlyastoner retweeted
13 Apr 2016
if u smoke weed every day, it doesn't make 4/20 less special. it should make it MORE special. obviously weed is important to u lol
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onlyastoner retweeted
20 Apr 2018
happy 4/20. and i mean that. no sad shit lol
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onlyastoner retweeted
20 Apr 2017
regarding 4/20 if u got something negative to say, u can take your alcoholic ass back to st. patrick's day
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onlyastoner retweeted
20 Sep 2015
they were in a heated argument about the existence of god for 30 minutes and i was like
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20 Apr 2025
it should be illegal to have birthdays or other holidays take place on 4/20. I'M BUSY
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