I’ve survived two rounds of cliches. Phew.
time for round 2 of types of people in austin:
overly obsessed ut fan - hasn’t missed a home game since college, thinks burnt orange is a “beautiful color”, and got into a real argument with their spouse over naming their son archie
tarrytown milf - westlake dermatology on speed dial, private pilates at 10, and knows about your divorce before you do
run club guy - broke up with his girlfriend to “focus on himself” and now gets weekly dates after his 3 mile loop
steiner ranch swinger - the upside-down pineapple isn’t a symbol, it’s the family crest
14 y/os on $4,000 e-bikes - proof that money can’t buy supervision. making life miserable for austin drivers one wheelie at a time
elon’s disciples - first in line for the cybertruck, has read the spacex s-1 at least 10 times, and tweets daily at him hoping for “just one like”
health influencer - first words when they meet you are “peptides?” and spent 30 minutes crying after discovering the restaurant cooked with seed oils
sixth street bum - takes a daily crap on the sidewalks of downtown austin, have been arrested 28 times and district attorney garza knows them by first name