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30 Mar 2023
Women will be like "hi I'm Dr. Physician, MD. I'll be the doctor that's doctoring you today in this hospital where I'm a physician" and people will still submit complaints saying that they never got to see a doctor
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29 Jul 2023
I feel like I've seen this before
29 Jul 2023
BREAKING: Subway is now offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to “Subway”
The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
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20 Jul 2023
When I was young (like between 7th and 9th grade) one of my younger siblings had a singing Elmo toy. They decided to try to have a bath with it and broke it (kids be dumb sometimes) but kept it just to play with it without the sound. BUT before it went completely dead…
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20 Jul 2023
I’m at the bird law violation. I’m at the tree law violation. I’m at the combination bird law tree law violation.
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21 Jul 2023
25% of injectable drugs in the US
cool cool cool 🙃
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19 Jul 2023
One time Elon was on a plane he offered to buy a horse for the flight attendant if she would jerk him off.
She ended up being paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in a settled sexual harassment lawsuit.
18 Jul 2023
You walk onto the plane and you see her sitting next to your seat.
What do you say?
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14 Jul 2023
Black Books is such a good show 😂
13 Jul 2023
I've seen this guy in the background of so many British TV shows over the years and I just want him to know, sir, I see your work and you're killing it
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6 Jul 2023
Midwesterners: Can you just fix a few potholes on the worst roads?
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5 Jul 2023
IDK why eve6 is coming to Jackson of all places but goddammit I'm there
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4 Jul 2023
Lesson learned- do not tell a Spanish man that you think onion would be a good addition to paella. He will look at you like you just punched him square in the face. Sooo dramatic 😂
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3 Jul 2023
Also like... Teachers exist?
2 Jul 2023
As if girls don't get their periods in primary/elementary school. 😒
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