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Juan Uys retweeted
14 Sep 2025
ALT Eeek! Mum! There is a human in my room!
ALT It's OK. You can scoop it up with a glass and a piece of cardboard.
ALT Like this.
ALT Spider child: Mum, you trapped its leg! Human: Aarrgh! <lots of swearing> Spider parent: Don't worry, darling. It's got one more.
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Juan Uys retweeted
1 Sep 2025
Timmy tried to redraw himself Divine.
The pen - jealous - smeared him in green.
ALT Timmy tried to redraw himself Divine. The pen - jealous - smeared him in green.
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