13 months, 4 failed production runs, and more stress than we ever imagined—all for the clear can. Worth it?

I am the only nets fan in New York, AMA

Would so much rather be at the Barclays Center just watching Day’Ron Sharpe set screens rn

Knicks going to win a championship But the real championship is having Ben Saraf and Danny Wolf

A dedication has never made me more excited to read a book than this

Orka is growing 🚀 We’re hiring our first full-time employee. We’re looking for a Founding Operations Manager in LA to work directly with me and Nash on the day-to-day of building the company: production, supply chain, inventory, freight, vendors, accounting workflows, and all the unglamorous but critical systems that make the business run. This is a true early-stage role: wide scope, real ownership, a lot of ambiguity, and a front-row seat to building a CPG brand from the ground up. Apply below! DMs are open too linkedin.com/jobs/view/44239…

Beautiful morning to get extremely caffeinated

Just Venmo’d someone for having a birthmark the shape of Africa

What’s better than holding in your hand what was once an idea in your head?

Drank Orka for the firs time today pre-workout. Thoughts: -The clear can is a really brilliant design & marketing choice. People in the gym were staring at it like “what the heck is this guy drinking” (in a good, curious way). -Nailed the subtle flavoring. If it were to taste like nothing it would be missing something small to keep me coming back. It tastes natural and effortless. -One thing I noticed that differs from a regular can is that the material feels less cold in your hand. But the liquid stays cold, and that’s what matters. -It doesn’t taste like something that would be rough on the gut. Simple and refreshing, without too many ingredients. -Caffeine content is the right dose. I tend to prefer 100-150 mg range.I felt focused, and awake, but not super revved up. Good for a range of activities, and could be drank not just at the gym or a party, but also while strolling down the street. Overall, very versatile product and I’m impressed with the outcome. Nice job @orkamichael.

5 MORE BOXES ON THE WAY!!! Safe to say I'll give @drinkorka free advertising... Love this shit.

If you want to see what's possible in CPG right now, look at @DrinkLaurels A brand built less than 2 years ago, now on the shelves of every Whole Foods in America, with a national Target launch a few months from now and a Costco roadshow kicking off today in Texas going after one of the toughest placements in retail. The best non-promo sales day in company history this week to top it off! All done by the smartest, scrappiest small team of executioners I've ever seen @IsabelHalfCaff

I watch dylan harper and just know im not meant to have shit like that. it’s like when you watch succession and they have really nice cars—looks great, but not for me

new blog on how to find peace upon realizing that the entire universe is conspiring against your favorite basketball team neverhungover.club/p/coming-…

Time to lock in ⚡️💧

worst thing that’s ever happened

War is over

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