or-TEE-lay π΅π Author of THE GROOM WILL KEEP HIS NAME. Editor @cntraveler. As seen in @esquire, @catapultstory, @buzzfeednews, etc.
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 11
They were scared of Mamdani winning because now every city in every state across the whole country wants a Mamdani of their very own.οΏΌ
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I didnβt even realize a politician could use a Pride event to announce real change and progress. Weβre so conditioned to accept the bare minimum.
Jun 10
Mayor Mamdani announced $15 million for gender-affirming care services at a Pride event at New York City Hall.
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 12
When I was 9, my gay uncle who traveled all the time was my biggest inspiration. Now I've become my 9yo nephew's gay uncle who travels all the time and is his biggest inspiration
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I truly donβt think weβll ever reach her levels of Cunt on drag race ever again
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 11
This actually the kind of evenly-measured, subjective response that a lot of people on this site could learn from.
Jennifer Lopez says Oscar winner "Nomadland" is her "worst type of film."
βItβs not why I go to the movies. I like musicals. I like romantic comedies. I like thrillers, you know? And [βNomadlandβ] is a slow-moving thing about grief, and thereβs no escapism to it. And I do like some movies like thatβ¦ but that one I just didnβt. Itβs just a taste thing,β she continued. βAnd I know we need movies about grief! I understand."
variety.com/2026/film/news/jβ¦
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Matt Ortile retweeted
I saw a post on Reddit that said that βThe underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.β And I donβt think Iβve ever seen AI described so incisively.
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I hope the gay English language never stops evolving
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 9
HAHAHAHA kateaulle pamatay ng lamouque
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Some of yβall arenβt scared enough about running out of potable water. We need it to survive, our pets and farms do too. Data centres are using it up and wasting it. They project we could run out by 2039. Thirteen years. Stop asking AI questions, itβs not worth it.
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Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath whoβs obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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This is so good lmfao
A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity. bit.ly/4dZNXiF
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 6
Salina and Aura being in a Pekpek βallianceβ but never giving an MVQ point to each other a SINGLE time this entire bracket is reality television gold π
#DragRace
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 7
βYou are going to get left behind if you donβt use AI.β
Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.
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Matt Ortile retweeted
Jun 6
when i say "culture shifted" im not even joking
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Dear Canva, if you want to make back even part of your investment in AI, make two different subscriptions: Canva Pro and Canva Pro AI. Make the AI guys pay more for their subscription. And leave the rest of us the fuck alone.
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