(she/her, 40) I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Joined January 2015
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Are you kidding me?! I almost dropped my phone #NXTNoMercy
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Let’s revisit why Laurie has 4 Emmys! 😂
Happy Birthday to 4x Emmy and 3x Tony-winning actress Laurie Metcalf.
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First look at the Gingerbread Man in ‘SHREK 5’. “I’m caked up like a freakin' bakery.”
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the history of queerness in the simpsons is a complicated one but one thing I have always appreciated is that whenever they show lesbians it's always a very accurate array. I feel like ive met all these women
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You couldn’t make The Office today. NBCUniversal owns those rights and they’d take your ass right to court.
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Oba is ready #wweraw
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Get these flops away from Jevon geez #WWERaw
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Sparkle Alexa the icon you were #wweraw
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*penciling in a Gable IC title win in Minnesota* #wweraw
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Game 3 was not Danhausen fault we all know whose fault that was 🍊
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Need Danhausen at the Knicks parade he’s the reason they won #wweraw
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Liv and Danhausen, two icons #wweraw
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Iyo rules #wweraw
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He’s loving it lol #wweraw
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Diminishing returns, baby ☝️#wweraw
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I miss you dad #wweraw
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Holla If Ya Hear Me 💪
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estaban intentando explicarme cómo funciona el mundial y literalmente es el sistema de brackets de rupauls drag race 😭
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He did it again lol
Danhausen uncursed you guys and cursed your slots Vegas enemies 3 games ago. You’re finehausen.
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Making this edit is making me cry. I picked the song and the clips, I’m doing it to myself, what’s wrong with me 😭
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The White House is hosting a UFC match on its lawn in honor of America’s 250th birthday.
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