Making the world brighter @brighterlamp
Joined January 2021
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The Cursor office is 10x brighter than the average Bay Area office we measured
They have over 5,000,000 lumens of the @brighterlamp
More and more, I'm seeing this portable sun flood light from buildings
10x brighter = 10x output
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I asked my 7yr old nephew what he wants to be when he grows up
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If your lamps don’t come with a cake consider switching to @brighterlamp
Over 5,000,000 lumens across these cakes
@cursor_ai @si_pbc @circlebackai 🤝
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Me and @mil000 signed a lease in the marina. I’m bringing 300,000 lumens from @brighterlamp and our logo wall will be painted on the kitchen wall
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Can they make this for hamsters? RIP Bartholomew 2/4/08 - 2/6/08
Scientists have developed a pill that can extend the lifespan of dogs by literal years, and they're pushing to get it on the market by 2027.
It's a daily, beef-flavored medication made specifically for senior dogs to keep them healthy as they age.
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i am sourcing a black truffle pig for a close friend of mine
he’s
*SF
*jewish
*very high income (1,000,000 truffles/annum)
*herd minded/looks after the truffle fleet
*autistic, but in a fun way
Who’s on the market with a high producing truffle pig (spows, Spanish black pig, iberico)
I am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine.
She’s:
- Palo Alto (formerly)
- Stanford dropout
- High IQ (lost >=$900M of other people’s money)
- Family oriented (currently has two children she conceived before sentencing)
- 39 wants marriage/kids within 36 months of release
- Gorgeous blonde with tiny black turtleneck and aristocratic baritone
- Perverted, but in a disruptive healthcare way
Who’s on the market?
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Overheard in Fillmore
Girl talking about The Party:
Friday will be cookies and blackout day all wrapped in one, in SF. There will be nothing like it!!!! Open up the fuckin’ party you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in the tenderloin - JUST WATCH!
Guy:
I’m sorry The Party is full
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Taking preorders
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the "single until series b" trend has got to be one of the worst trends to come out of silicon valley in a long time
my greatest joy is my wife, my child, and my business
you can have it all
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10 Feb 2023
nobody knows anything
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23 Jan 2022
are we still in a kangaroo market? Asking for a friend.
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11 Nov 2021
Hey @YouTube removing info from the rating system is NOT helpful. Public like/dislike ratio = Useful tool to see how helpful a video will be at a glance. Hiding dislikes helps nothing... but increases the # of ppl dissatisfied by spending too much time watching an unhelpful video
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25 Aug 2021
Let’s end censorship and tweet #StopTheBullShip at 4:20 pm Pacific today!
4:20 p.m. Pacific
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7:20 p.m. Eastern
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25 Aug 2021
🔥It’s time to end corruption in politics by bringing hyper-transparency to government. 🔥I’m not a career politician and I don’t want to be. I want to help #StopTheBullShip and become a model leader for ALL Americans. Live debate today at 7:00 p.m. here: kcra.com/article/kcra-3-and-…
25 Aug 2021
Denied by Twitter, Deleted by Facebook, LIED about by CNN, blocked from using my nickname by a dem judge (despite a sumo wrestler getting his stage nickname), & shafted by the Dem party; this is what running against corrupt, establishment interests feels like. #ImStillNotLeaving.
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14 Feb 2021
At $10k I said $BTC would end in tears. I was right, I don't own any and I could cry.
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