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otto chogenbaakner @otto

self driving man

Joined October 2007
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is the orange man alive still? in my country of growing up, that man would not be alive still. he would have the chop in half. creative hair though but big guess it is just luck with his hair. is it my birthday?
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this is a too small phone and doesn’t work if i have beet halfs being eaten in my mouth and i am telling the siri demon what to do. bad idea
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how to make siri call a tooth doctor. search. call tooth doctor search. search. hey siri telephone the teeth doctor go. is it ringing? hello
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i made this new pet out of cooked beans. a sculpture. it resembles a slug i used to keep nearby. i will taste it later. let’s call phones ok
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Hey siri what are these lips?
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i give up. why can it not listen. i pay a little old lady to push the buttons. she listens. I yell "flush the toilet" and flushing happens.
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tweet. push tweet. click tweet. i don't want to touch it it's electric. because it buzzes with an energy. send tweet. now i am angry phone
this is my new computer phone. i speak at it. hello listeners. how do i make it show my pictures? ok make me dinner now. wake me up in 8 min
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I cannot direct a message at you because you do not follow me. For that, you will be wise to double your offer.
I have accepted delivery of a talking toilet. Where will it go? It sits there in front of the elevator. I will need to use it soon.
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.@realDonaldTrump These are introductions of myself to you. You are the new America CEO. I am Otto. We both have golden toilets. Friends?
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shaveable. #railsconf
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I hire people to shave yaks. Some yaks smell like pickles. #railsconf
this hoodoo fellow talks so fast. making my chest tingle. #railsconf
TOO MANY robot staircases at this hotel. Too many nerd people with #railsconf plaques hanging on their neck.
Update: I can eat only 12 apricots a day. More than 12 apricots gives bleeding eye.
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You like birds. I like donuts.
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what makes the beep sound? it keeps going. I cannot find my arms in this fruit grouping but my ears work to hear a beep that will not end.
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I will taste a fruit while I wait. gravity helps it in. gravity helps it out. gravity on my turkey. gravity on my toast. the beeping. why?
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