Hey, I’m Mischief Otter 🦦 menace to Furry society 🐾 content may feature adult themes-viewer discretion is advised 🔞 I have a Buoyfriend 🛟
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31 Oct 2023
🎶 Otterliscious definition: make dem hoomans loco, they think we’re cuties so they boop our snoots and take our photo, you can see me if you feed me, like to snuggle when I’m eepy, I got reasons why I eat em, fishes come and go like seasons 🎶
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Honest question, under what specific circumstances will society’s noncontributors not destroy whatever they lay their hands on?
🚨 BREAKING: CHAOS BREAKS OUT AS KNICKS WIN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP
CARS BEING DESTROYED
NYPD RIOT SRT making INTENSE ARRESTS
Cops are SMACKING DOWN these rioters 🔥
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Past a certain point, comp and trials players don’t belong in casual lobbies 🤷♂️ people who can’t commit the forty hours a week you spend grinding because they have a job deserve to have fun too.
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Jun 13
I sign my name Mischief T. Otter, thank you (this is not a joke, I did it earlier paying for cocktails) 🦦
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Jun 13
Beans belong where you want to put beans and can legally and morally put them there 🦦
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Jun 13
I came back for one last ride before Destiny 2 goes on life support but, and I say this as a day one D1 player, it’s time to put it down. Story threads that needed resolution will never get them, and the crucible’s cancer is terminal. Take it out back like Old Yeller
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Jun 13
Wow, the TL just unambiguously wants me to watch back through BoB
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Jun 7
Olive Garden. That is a tiramisu 🦦
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Stolen from earlier post word for word with image.
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Jun 5
Hmmmmmm seven egg omelet full of pulled pork and drizzled with mustard base bbq sauce
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Jun 7
The dominant paw is sprained. Can write with the other one but guitar practice gonna hurt like furk
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Jun 6
Why does every hot human have to turn out to be a youth pastor
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Jun 5
110h pay period, the otter is TOIRED cheers to the SQUEAKING weekend
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Jun 5
Guys I finally figured out how to sing and play at the same time 🎸
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Jun 4
Age redacted, but SLOPPY.
My sister and I had too many mimosas Christmas morning a few years ago and I let slip to the fam about it over breakfast.
Was a bit of a shock then, but we’re fine now. My dad and I work well together and my mom and I got a lot closer after
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Jun 4
“Mannnnn you always be bringin’ in the best lookin’ lunches, your old lady cook like that all the time?”
Me, in my gay little home with no ladies to speak of:
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May 29
Because there is a simple solution and your elected officials are committed to making you suffer instead of fixing it. We find that needless oversight…insulting…and judge that those of you with good sense should too.
May 28
why are americans so butthurt about the fact that british people are bothered by heatwaves anyway
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