5x Jeopardy Champ. Migrating (slowly) to mastodon: @Ouij@tambayan.us
Joined April 2009
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30 Jul 2022
Still kind of amazed. I was on #Jeopardy last night…and I won? This does feel like a dream
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23 Aug 2024
Holy shit. I’m crying.
23 Aug 2024
If you read just one thing today, read this excerpt from my @parisreview interview with #RayBradbury. Today is Bradbury’s birthday and this story has one of the best endings EVER. #inspiration
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29 Jul 2024
Long shot: Claire in Colonial Village, I found something that you might want back. I’ve put it on the telephone pole at Queens’ Lane and Rhodes. Hope you find it.
#arlington #arlva
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21 Jul 2024
Dear democrats if you do this I promise I will go full Baader-Meinhof
21 Jul 2024
News: some Democratic donors and officials are reaching out to Sen. Joe Manchin to consider standing for the presidential nomination, per two people familiar with the discussions
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30 Jun 2024
Here I was thinking I was lucky to get a 7000-series. Car 7304, eastbound Silver Line @wmata
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6 Jun 2024
Jesus fucking Christ Google. “When you refine a search, Google may include search results other than news content” I AM REFINING IT TO FIND NEWS CONTENT WHAT THE FUCK.
I swear Internet search is collapsing back to the Altavista days.
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23 May 2024
90% of the "European food fixed me" or "European food made me loose 10lbs" posts is literally just people from car dependent suburbs enjoying walkable cities and not noticing
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23 May 2024
Victoria, semper victrix. Masterful performance @GraceWithAnO
23 May 2024
All hail the Queen! Victoria Day in Canada was Monday, Victoria Day worldwide is today. Happy Coronation Day to the best, @GraceWithAnO ❤️❤️
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A broadcaster mistook Guardians pitcher Ben Lively for Blake Lively, and Blake Lively actually responded 😂
"Well. Cat's outta the bag. I'm a highly professional baseball player on the side."
ALT Top left photo: Blake Lively poses for photographers as she arrives for a screening of Mr. Turner. Bottom left photo: Ben Lively poses for a photo during the Cleveland Guardians Photo Day. Right photo: Screenshot of Blake Lively's Instagram Story. Text reads: "Well. Cat's outta the bag. I'm a highly professional baseball player on the side."
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21 May 2024
Looks like my anxieties are not unfounded washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/…
16 May 2024
Also, given that @wmata has had problems on the 7000s with things as basic as “making sure the wheels are the right distance apart,” I still get pretty uneasy if I hear something creak on a 7000 series car.
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21 May 2024
This person should be named and shamed. Cheating on a pop quiz YOU SIGNED UP FOR that gets you NOTHING is the surest sign that you are an absolute loser.
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15 May 2024
Car 7739, loud metallic creaking. Could be nothing. Could be…yeah. Sounds like someone bending the whole damn car as it goes round a curve. @wmata
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14 May 2024
Careful @DaytonPolice are known for shooting unarmed folks in the back!
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14 May 2024
Dayton, Ohio, is a little too far away to provide mutual aid!
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14 May 2024
It’s Impunity Week here in DC. This scofflaw is illegally parked in front of GW Hospital’s ER. Given that he’s from Dayton, OH there is no reasonable emergency justification here
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27 Apr 2024
Now that RFK is no more, shouldn’t we just rename the station “Armory?” @wmataGM @wmata @Metrorailinfo
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12 Apr 2024
One of the things that makes European public transport better than American public transport is that suit-wearing Important People, often including powerful bureaucrats and elected officials, use it and rely on it.
10 Apr 2024
Very Few things scream "I don't live in a real city" more than being impressed by a guy in a suit taking the bus
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12 Apr 2024
In America public transport is a thing that can be cut because the only people seen to use it tend to be powerless.
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