All family everything. Fan account. Just trying to brighten your day with some funny. May accept cash for context.

Joined April 2019
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What a tough road we’ve all been on. Appreciate the time we have together. Love you all.
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This place is trash. Elon is trash. Deleting this account. Be good ya'll.
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“Shower-pie is diabolical.” -The Gissilent
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All Vaccinated Everything retweeted
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“I check the weather to see how wet I’m gonna be when I get where I’m going.” -@SeanSJordan
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An All-Timer AFE with @DanSoder. We drafted Vending Machine Snacks. Quote with your top picks!
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NEW AFE ALERT! Vending Machine Snacks w/ Dan Soder! bit.ly/afevending
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“I like most of the situation to be dry, in fact.” -@SeanSJordan
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“That’s a Sacramento 22.” -@SeanSJordan
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“Get cozy in the little rodent hole.” -@SeanSJordan
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If you’re a bald dude with two tiny dogs in Denver named Brian (Bryan?), get fucked.
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“And then you find Jamie Foxx in a bathtub.” -@ChrisMcomedy
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“Ones that are covered in sexual juices.” -@SeanSJordan
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“Is that what those holes are? I thought they were for friendship.” -@IanKarmel
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“If you give me 40 boys in a room…” -@seanoconnz
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“Your body rejected the hole. My body welcomes the holes. My body wants the holes.” -@StephTolev
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“It breaks up all my butt snot.” -@SeanSJordan
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“It was invented for naughty Victorian children.” -@IanKarmel
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“I got yummy cummy in my plummy tummy.” -@SeanSJordan
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PSU Vikings ready for greatness under your care, @IanKarmel
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Finally finished the entirety of the Big Sky Conference as well as the Dakota teams. I rarely ask, but please retweet this far and wide. This was a massive undertaking, and this is the only way for folks to know they're available to download. Thread below of full uni sets:
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Maybe @SeanSJordan can teach the Coyotes the splits?
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