At war with @Lowes. In a non-aggression pact with other hardware stores.
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11 Nov 2025
This public exchange happening the night before the Nico firing is proof that Gina Miller was the right PR and Comms hire for the Mavs. She positioned the doofy owner as a compassionate dad, who had a heart to heart with a young fan. The Luka jersey is a bit much, but it worked.
11 Nov 2025
Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont is sitting next to a kid wearing a Lakers Luka Doncic jersey.
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22 Oct 2025
This commercial is Luka erasure. Don’t take more from me than was already stolen.
Catch @Cooper_Flagg at the starting gate. We promise he won’t be there long.
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7 Apr 2025
Another round of applause to the @AppleClassical product team. This listening guide feature is so slick. This might be the most thoughtfully produced music app on the market.
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29 Mar 2025
I have wanted to stream my local sports team without frustration since 2012. I am truly enjoying my @victoryplustv experience. Simple product. Does exactly what I want. Play ball.
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17 Mar 2025
It bums me out that Fred Armisen wasn’t established enough to be cast in Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.
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14 Mar 2025
It is a profound honor to follow in the footsteps of Dave Campbell as the new editor-in-chief of Dave Campbell's Texas Football.
#TXHSFB // @DCTF
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4 Mar 2025
Oceans 14 pitch: a @dallasmavs fan recruits the crew to take down every Sands property across the globe during the NBA Finals. The climax occurs as Luka hoists the Finals MVP trophy for the first time. The heist involves rigging multiple sports and sending gamblers tips. #mffl
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4 Mar 2025
The catch? The NBA Finals are the final piece of the parlay, and they were the only clean game that night. #mffl
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15 Feb 2025
15 Feb 2025
New Luka Doncic and Kobe Bryant mural coming soon to LA 👀
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12 Feb 2025
The Gulf of Mexico should be renamed every year. It should be the “Gulf of [reigning SEC football champion]”
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11 Feb 2025
Can’t wait for our dear leader Dumont to run this on the Jumbotron during #mavs games. @NotJackKemp
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11 Feb 2025
When you can’t admit you have no clue what you’re doing.
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15 Nov 2024
New column: I wrote about the Tyson-Paul fight, and also nothingness. Eat at Arby’s
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25 Sep 2024
@p_emory are you aware of the Archie comics run in the 1980s that was printed by Spire Christian Comics? Prayer in sports thanks to Betty. mycomicshop.com/search?TID=2…
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25 Sep 2024
This came on my radar thanks to Blair Davis’ work at DePaul.
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9 Sep 2024
@gordonkeith re: Brownie the Elf - Brownies are a distinct class of mythical creature. Coming from Scottish folklore, brownies are elf-like creatures that come awake at night to perform household chores. They are nice as long as you leave a bowl of milk out for them in gratitude.
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9 Sep 2024
If you don’t feed them, they get malicious real quick. What makes brownies distinct from other forms of elves is that they live indoors rather than in the wilderness. JK Rowling took inspiration from brownie folklore when writing about “house elves” in her Harry Potter books.
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9 Sep 2024
Much like the house elves in that wizarding world, brownies will be freed from servitude if presented with clothing. Brownies, as a mythical creature, have been around for many centuries. That said? Spare mascot. Have a happy football.
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