gonna wrap up the religious cultural jokes thing here with a personal favorite. not exactly a joke but a lot of zen stuff is joke-esque.
there’s a buddhist master teaching his students. he starts a new line of questioning: every day, he sits them in a circle, and asks each one, “what is the essence of buddha nature?”. one student says: “spontaneous liberation”. “just words”, says the master. “awareness knowing itself”. no, says the master. every day, each student gives a new answer, and the master dismisses them all.
one student has been watching all this. he wants to impress the master with his insight. so he goes down to the lake, gets a frog, and hides the frog in his sleeve. then, he goes to sit in the circle for questioning.
the master comes to him, and asks “what is the essence of buddha nature?”. the student produces the frog from his sleeve, and presents it in his hand. “no,” says the master: “too intellectual”.
alright the jewish joke went over well, here’s my favorite muslim joke:
two guys are walking in the desert. one is holding a broken umbrella. it starts raining. guy turns to his friend and says, “why’d you bring a broken umbrella?”. friend says, “i didn’t think it would rain”.