good ol fashioned Brit, 52 years ol, back together with me misses, god bless the queen and love wanking, 10 years in the pen for domestic violence

Joined July 2016
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Misses says I have a serious drinking problem so I locked her in the attic whilst watching the football #shutyourmouth
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call me marcus stinky fingers
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I just want a smoke and a line of ritz. I'm a #simpleman
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just want the pub back, now its a botike bREWERY. what as thiz cuntry come to!
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sleeping in a garbage pail outside aldis
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took a wee in an old beer can #coreblimey
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Took a pee on the pavement n licked it #isthatwrong
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spilled a lil v rasberry in the kitchen #oopsies
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Face reveal at #8 subscribers
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Staying at home gives me more time to perfect my crack smoking techniques, really improving! #onthedoleandindoors
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Took a poo and smelt it
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Smell like burnt willy hair #good
Bout to bum a tranny #goodtimes
Rammed me cock into the kitchen door, thought it was my wife’s you know whats it #crack #corethishurtz
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I would love to have sex with margit thatcha, too bad the old bad kicked the bucket #wankmeimhorny
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std : suck the dick