Full-size web developer. Archduke of #plottertwitter. Creative coder. Generative artist
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This is now a CANNED FISH REVIEW account
First up is the Bela lightly smoked sardines in organic lemon flavored extra virgin olive oil. $3.49 from c-town.
Great starter sardine, not too heavy on the oil, good smokiness and flavor.
Rating: 🐟🐟🐟🐟
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The NFL could not be a more corrupt organization. Blatantly letting the Broncos get away with penalties that only get called on the Bills. Shameful
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Sorry I can't!
I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships...
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and you know, like they say, you can’t put the piss back in the cat
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Yellow has seen The Third Heaven #horseracetests @snakesandrews
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white boy STUNS with QUAGMIRE impression
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Validating pixels ☑️
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