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50% of the edge back while we build our Originals for December launch.
Get in early — you’ll be treated like a king. 👑
Our first high-roller’s still $3M up, and unlike the others…
we’ll never share fake data. Every win, loss, and reward is 100% real. $4.35M win pinned below 👇
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Rebuilt @housebets from the ground up, took a leaf out of Block's book. Everyone has upskilled. Shipping 20x faster. The mad creator ideas that have always been hard to implement, now we can.
Expect huge things.
First 50 verified accounts to DM get $50 free to try the closed beta. 10x turnover. The old Housebets site will migrate over in the coming days once we have ironed out any remaining bugs.
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The PC12 just landed back from getting its new interior fitted for the @housebets IRL events. I’m not entirely sure what an airbase casino is, but we can definitely give it a run in international waters.
Where are we landing next? We’re bringing the tables to you.
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Imagine living somewhere where you can go to prison for your social media posts 🤣
Mar 13
UAE authorities warn against photographing, posting, or sharing images of incident sites or projectile damage as well as government buildings and diplomatic missions. British nationals are subject to UAE laws, violations may lead to fines, imprisonment, or deportation. #UKUAECR26
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Mar 12
New Grok Imagine image reference prompt! Put anything you want on a slot machine.
Give it a try, prompt and start image in the post!
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There is impatient, then there is sheer stupidity. Although how this is still possible is a surprise.
Mar 12
20 days ago a fresh wallet received $50.4M USDT from Binance.
Just a bit ago, they swapped the entire amount for 327 AAVE worth ~$36K routed through CoW Protocol via Sushiswap.
They paid $154K per AAVE.
In the same block, an MEV bot immediately flash borrowed $29M WETH from Morpho, bought AAVE via Bancor @ fair value, and dumped the AAVE into the Sushiswap pool, repayed the flash loan, and pocketed $9.9M.
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Also, why if you keep failing, you should keep trying. It doesn't work so well on slots in the long run, but too many people give up without giving themselves enough chances to succeed.
At first glance, pressing the button seems like a great opportunity. Each press has a 50% chance to double your wealth and a 50% chance to halve it (EV = 1.25x). Mathematically, this implies infinite presses should lead to infinite wealth. It becomes an infinite random walk where every positive outcome occurs with certainty. Awesome. In theory.
However, a game can offer a seemingly generous 25% average return on each press, yet most participants can still lose money because of the nature of multiplicative betting. The mean (average) wealth can explode to extremely large amounts with the median (the wealth of the typical participant) and the majority of players losing money.
In this game, wealth compounds multiplicatively, not additively. The average outcome is wildly profitable. The typical outcome is stagnation or loss. The majority of players go to zero, on a series of highly EV trades. The problem is in how much you bet each time. Position sizing transforms this risky gamble into a sustainable strategy. Let's say you do 50% instead of 100%. It instantly becomes a great strategy.
In any high-volatility, positive-EV scenario, the path to long-term profitability for the majority is careful position sizing. Survival is a prerequisite for realizing your edge. “Just survive” is not simply feel-good advice but actually useful.
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Learn the pain early on so you don’t gamble away everything in your later life !
Mar 11
by age 21 you should have gambled your entire net worth multiple times
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Good luck at @CheltenhamRaces ! If you fancy $250 of free bets this week, @housebets is the place to be.
Mar 10
Off to the races! 🐎
Starting with a bang, we're offering a 100% refund as a free bet to anyone who bets on the Cheltenham 2026 races.
Head over to our site to claim now.
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It’s a great feature and plan to keep it at 50% for as long as possible for everyone.
Feb 27
Other casinos dictate your rewards to protect their margins, so we built a slider so you can dictate ours!
Feeling lucky? Slide to Rakeback. Having a shitshow? Slide to Lossback
Built from scratch and first in the industry.
Serious bettors need tools, not tricks! 💪 @housebets
#iGaming #PlayerEmpowerment #CasinoInnovation #BettingTools #Web3Gaming
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Private Client desk at @housebets is trying its best to give away a bar this week. Nearly 4/1 we lose.
The good news is, if you’re trusted, recreational, and easy to deal with, you get to bet these Timbuktu markets at size.
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There will be 5 mill$on reasons to join us
Feb 25
Something big is coming next month 👀
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The year is 2029. You're so lazy you aren't even bothering to type a casino site by brand. You just drunkenly say you want to play blackjack.
Your AI wants to create its own game to minimise cost, but you're old school and insist on a live dealer.
It goes out to find the best deal. It happens to be an El Salvador prison, just marginally above the cost of electricity. At least you get paid as @housebets is still the bankroll.
It's worried you're going broke. Universal credits are a pain...they have value, but it has to use its hawala network across London to sneak them in without the government knowing, and that costs tokens. So it gets a kickback for the action just in case. You have no idea.
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22% chance you'll get 2x.
If BTC hits $100,000 this month @housebets will triple everyone’s Monthly Reload.
If BTC hits $50,000 this month we will double everyone’s monthly reload.
As a gambler this is probably going to be our rewards style for a few months 🤣
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If BTC hits $100,000 this month @housebets will triple everyone’s Monthly Reload.
If BTC hits $50,000 this month we will double everyone’s monthly reload.
As a gambler this is probably going to be our rewards style for a few months 🤣
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