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Apr 23
wrote about my favorite album of the year by a band that continues to surprise me. bangers on bangers of every shape and size. a brutally fun 31-minute masterpiece that shoehorns meathead hardcore, art/noise guitar textures, seattle-via-nola grunge, and even houston rap
Apr 23
From nu-metal to Madchester and beyond, the Austin metal trio Portrayal of Guilt's ambitious fourth album brings all their disparate influences under one roof
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Jun 14
Now I understand why Lil Mama went on that stage
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Jun 11
Jun 11
NBA like “Wemby didn’t try to hurt OG he’s just a big ska fan and is skanking”
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Jun 11
blue scholars - s/t
pnw people iykyk
Jun 10
What was the first Hip-Hop album you ever bought…
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Jun 11
abc 7 just had a graphic where an image of the bible opened to this
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Jun 10
paul: his version of the “maxwell’s silver hammer” sessions. everyone thinks he’s a genius and no one makes fun of him
ringo: entirely animated
john: pompous, overlong, oliver stone-style political drama with inscrutable messaging
george: indian actor plays george
Jun 9
Each of the 4 ‘BEATLES’ films will be “totally different” and will reflect each member.
(Source: thedirect.com/article/the-be…)
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Jun 7
going to a hardcore show dressed as an orange and saying "orange you glad I'm not a banana?" all night
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Jun 5
I wrote about my favorite album of the year so far for @pitchfork. I was really excited for what this band would do next and this album actually exceeded my expectations pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Jun 6
i am at a 30th anniversary screening of trainspotting and my wife is at bright eyes’ 20th anniversary i’m wide awake/digital ash show. look who’s sitting in front of her
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May 1
my first act(s) would be fixing saint vitus’ building code violations and hiring a hit man to take out the guy that kept calling 311 on them
If I were one of NYC's numerous billionaires, I would simply replace Caputo's oven and steam generator for them, thus delighting untold New Yorkers for what would be the equivalent of $5.00, and then keep doing fun little favors like this until I died
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Jun 6
dylan harper is like that one teenager who the whole restaurant depends on to function
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Jun 5
navigating the fucked up, unneccesary, morally complicated, and sometimes kind of funny world of AI rap videos in the column this week pitchfork.com/thepitch/on-ai…
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Jun 4
what do you think mac mcclung was doing while julian champagnie was hitting his fifth three of the first half in game one of the nba finals?
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who's getting the best artistic discipline??
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Jun 3
that portrayal of guilt show confirmed that they were made in a lab for my enjoyment
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Jun 2
now that lianne la havas’ “weird fishes” has been out for six years i feel secure in calling it one of my all-time favorite covers youtube.com/watch?v=AHeW8McM…
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Jun 1
RT @ratlimit: This is so cool! Nothing ruins a concert like cameras everywhere. Google “Madison Square Garden cameras everywhere” to read m…
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Jun 1
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Taylor Swift's Toy Story 5 song "I Knew It, I Knew You" was co-written and co-produced by Jack Antonoff.
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May 31
this is the first time in my life that the nba finals features two teams i enjoy watching
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May 30
i was front row at this show and remember it fondly. malkmus’ wife passed out cherry garcia bars to us. flava flav walked in front of the stage and i shook his hand and he told me, passionately, “i love pavement”
May 30
May 30, 2010- Malkmus celebrates turning 44 and parties a little too hard with LCD Soundsystem before hitting the stage.
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May 30
also, for the record, they didn’t technically headline. massive attack played after them.
at the end of that set, i’d been in the pit for almost eight hours. a sincere thank you to my water bottle of vodka for dehydrating me enough to handle that without bathroom breaks
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