A beard, A bald patch, A wife, A rugby top, A family, A Geordie in the Midlands, A career, An iphone, A student loan. That's me.
Joined June 2009
- Tweets 2,081
- Following 212
- Followers 100
- Likes 3
113 Photos and videos
29 Nov 2014
Will they spot the undercover Newcastle Falcons fan?? ... Hope not. I'll get lynched... #tigerschat
17 Jun 2014
Why, when I type 'very funny' into Google, does the fourth option say 'very funny jokes in Hindi'?!
1 Jun 2014
There's a woman smoking at the petrol station as she fills up with fuel. Should I tell her? Wait for her to be told? Or run away?
5 May 2014
Sunshine (Cup of tea garden) /water feature efficiency = simple pleasures.
8 Mar 2014
You know, in Costco, the pizzas don't look all that big, ...but I'm kinda thinking that they are now. Phew!
31 Aug 2013
Isn't BBC news 25 gripping at the moment...feels like the royal baby all over again...
Paul Appleton retweeted
31 Aug 2013
Sorry I'm on the phone to Obama right now. Discussing the t20 #WhyObamaIsLate
10
9
5
9 Aug 2013
My @Super6: BLB 0-1 NOT, BOL 2-3 REA, HUD 0-2 QPR, IPS 0-1 MIL, WAT 2-0 BOR, YEO 1-2 BIR sky.me/Super6 #Super6