A beard, A bald patch, A wife, A rugby top, A family, A Geordie in the Midlands, A career, An iphone, A student loan. That's me.

Joined June 2009
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#c4crufts George meeting a Tibetan Spaniel at Crufts yesterday!
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Will they spot the undercover Newcastle Falcons fan?? ... Hope not. I'll get lynched... #tigerschat
Why, when I type 'very funny' into Google, does the fourth option say 'very funny jokes in Hindi'?!
There's a woman smoking at the petrol station as she fills up with fuel. Should I tell her? Wait for her to be told? Or run away?
Nice day to be in our garden. Ahh...
Sunshine (Cup of tea garden) /water feature efficiency = simple pleasures.
You know, in Costco, the pizzas don't look all that big, ...but I'm kinda thinking that they are now. Phew!
The eggs have arrived in reception!! When will they hatch???!!!
Zuzu's petals...
Tired. No more words to say.
It's great now to have #BTSport I can now watch the falcons! Ha'way the lads!
Isn't BBC news 25 gripping at the moment...feels like the royal baby all over again...
Paul Appleton retweeted
Sorry I'm on the phone to Obama right now. Discussing the t20 #WhyObamaIsLate
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My @Super6: BLB 0-1 NOT, BOL 2-3 REA, HUD 0-2 QPR, IPS 0-1 MIL, WAT 2-0 BOR, YEO 1-2 BIR sky.me/Super6 #Super6

Wow! What a saving!
The Mystery Vault- well, there you go... youtu.be/sQ36MFLpd1U

End-of-term blues? gu.com/p/3hdde/tw via @guardian

Lisa Kudrow is 50 today? What?! popwatch.ew.com/2013/07/30/l…