Nací por la mañana, intento que las computadoras hagan algo por el mundo, no siempre gano, mate amargo, unos kg de más, unos pelos de menos. Salado mata dulce.
Joined November 2007
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Le dije a mi hijo: —¿Te vas a casar con la mujer que yo elija?
Él dijo: —¡NO!
Le dije: —Es la hija de Bill Gates.
Mi hijo dijo: —OK.
Llamé a Bill Gates y le dije: —Quiero que tu hija se case con mi hijo.
Bill Gates dijo: —¡NO!
Le dije a Bill Gates: —Mi hijo es el CEO del Banco Mundial.
Bill Gates dijo: —OK.
Llamé al presidente del Banco Mundial y le pregunté si podía convertir a mi hijo en CEO del Banco Mundial.
Él dijo: —¡NO!
Le dije: —Mi hijo es yerno de Bill Gates.
Él dijo: —OK.
Así es exactamente cómo funciona la política...
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Jun 5
“YO NO VOY AL CINE POR LA TRAMA, NO ME INTERESA LO QUE PASA”
Seba de Caro apuntó contra lo que van al cine solo “por la trama”: “no queres ir a ver una película, queres ir a ENTERARTE”.
No le interesa lo que pase, no le interesa la historia.
¿Lo bancan o está flashando?
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My new channel NativePHP Daily.
First day: 333 subscribers!
And 290 views on the intro video.
Motivated to continue, as I see the demand from the audience!
Subscribe if you haven't yet: youtube.com/@NativePHPDaily
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A los 13 años, el cerebro de tu hijo deja de escucharte...
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May 28
I saw that Cloudflare recently redesigned their UI and noticed this really cool modal concept: some modals open to what appear as full pages, but are closable to return to where you left off
This gives you focus and breathability by omitting the background distraction a typical modal with a faded/blurred backdrop would
I recreated this style in Spamwise and ended up really liking it!
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An engineer built an interactive book on data structures and algorithms of 680 pages:
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May 27
"Somos lo suficientemente listos como para inventar la #InteligenciaArtificial, tan tontos como para necesitarla, y tan estúpidos que no podemos averiguar si hicimos lo correcto" #JerrySeinfeld
#FallonTonight
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May 20
In The Boys finale, Homelander had to look powerless according to Eric Kripke
“Yeah, it was really important to us for Homelander to at least experience a little bit of time powerless.”
“People have asked me, ‘Well, why don’t you send him out in the world powerless, wouldn’t that be the ultimate punishment?’
“I’m like, it would, until he gets his hands on some more Compound V, and then you’re back to where you started.”
“So, he cannot walk out of that room alive, but we can spend time with him powerless to really reveal what everyone’s been saying all season, which is, ‘Take away those powers and you are nothing.’
“And he’s so cowardly and blubbering and pathetic, as are most strong men when you remove their power and they’re and they’re faced with their imminent death, they rarely handle it bravely.”
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May 14
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MIND-BLOWING👀👀
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May 7
OMG these guys are FUNNY!!!😂👏👏The slow motion part is the best part 🤣
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Apr 30
#PHP's foreach doesn't copy your array... Well, not anymore 😄
In PHP 7 , foreach creates an internal iterator (HashPosition) on the array. It walks arData linearly.
Copy-on-write protects you: if you modify the array inside the loop, THEN it copies.
No modification? No copy, zero overhead.
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Apr 20
Acá una escena memorable donde el personaje es el mismo criticando la hipocresía y la doble vara moral como siempre lo hizo.
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I disagree... if you look at the rescue() code it's a try/catch block... So you keep using it throughout your code, but disguised in a function that doesn't improve readability, unless you're a Laravel expert.
Apr 20
If I can count, I've probably written at most 2 try-catch statements in all of the Laravel projects I ever built. These days AI agents just litter the entire code with useless try-catch blocks everywhere.
With Laravel, there's always a better way.
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try{
$user = Socialite::driver('github')->user();
} catch (Throwable $exception) {
report($exception);
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}
This, in my opinion, is readable. I could look at this in a few years and still know what it's about. The same goes for anyone coming from another language.
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Apr 20
It's been a fun ride, tag a designer in denial 💀
#claudedesign #designer #claude #ai #tech #anthropic
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Apr 19
Llamaban al 911 con números "privados", pero YA NO EXISTE NADA PRIVADO!
Ahora DEBERÁN hacerse cargo de TODOS LOS GASTOS OCASIONADOS.
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