i have teeth shaped like pants. people should know.

Joined July 2011
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8 Feb 2014
Hey would it be too much for me to ask you to stop eating chips? Why yes, yes it would.
6 Feb 2014
my sock bun looks like poop. #imallergictomornings
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brittany retweeted
Replying to @pantsteeth
@pantsteeth #scrooge let her put another coal on. #miser #pennypincher #cheapskate
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3 Jan 2014
On January 1st, 2014 it was colder in Canada than it was on Mars.
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3 Jan 2014
it's currently warmer in LA then it is in my house! #soexcited #leavingtomorrow
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3 Jan 2014
VIDEO: At least 10 vehicles involved in pileup on Gardiner Expressway. cp24.com/video?clipId=268827…
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3 Jan 2014
happy new year ! ❤️
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3 Jan 2014
millionaire matchmaker marathon. @pattistanger is killin' it in life.
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21 Jun 2013
In 2011, a teenager from Newcastle, UK was kicked out of school after dipping his testicles into his teacher's tea.
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3 Jun 2013
"big tooth for a white girl" is the best compliment ever.
1 Apr 2013
drunk one and drunk one @JVHallday
18 Mar 2013
no I can not leave my eye open for one minute so you can fuck around with your phone just take the damn photo Jeff needs to blink.
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15 Mar 2013
side ponies give me side bonies @RM411
brittany retweeted
Replying to @pantsteeth
@pantsteeth trying to fit this in my carry on..
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25 Feb 2013
Bring me back a mcbackhand. It's less than 400 euros. @JVHallday
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20 Feb 2013
pretend you didn't see that. #one is enough. @JVHallday
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brittany retweeted
Replying to @thelumineers
@thelumineers nice to see folks get big and stay cool as shit. Y'all cats are legit. #goodguyswinsometimes!
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16 Feb 2013
Poop thoughts @RM411
11 Feb 2013
"@FezTht70s: I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.". @meowskis hahaha
11 Feb 2013
pfft don't be 'sausey'. @JVHallday
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