“I am the one who knocks…” Jack of all trades master of loans

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If a non progressive wins the democratic presidential primary we will have round 2 of trump or desantis as president. Quote me on this
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Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes, I wanna see your pussy while I'm at work for the 37rd time.
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Be honest… is this worth $60?
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It’s almost impossible to tell satire and reality apart these days
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Pretty sure @KingJames is retiring. He only played this hard in the playoffs for a team he had to carry when he wanted to win a ring for Cleveland
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You know how fucking stupid you have to be to fuck with china
🚨 BREAKING NEWS : “The U.S. has warned China that purchasing oil from Iran could trigger strict sanctions against it.” 🇨🇳China says:“We do not fear any threats whatsoever, We will continue to purchase oil from Iran.”
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First golf swings of the year😁
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If you kill a raider in the evac you should get their whole bag #ArcRaiders

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Minuscule Miracle retweeted
If Boondocks didn’t get canceled
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Out kicking my coverage all 2026
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Circulatory system
Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?
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So hear me out…. dungeon crawler carl… ⭐️ Henry Cavill
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7/10. Ain’t know the new generation was putting in work like this

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Rate his rizz😬😬😬
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If we @AlabamaFTBL are better than @Vol_Football than @FSUFootball is better than @GeorgiaFootball
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BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/ap-poll-top-25-…
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American prisons should be some of the safest places in the world for what we spend on them. It’s literally cheaper to send a kid to college for 4 years than prison for 3
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They said “we ain’t got to wait for release”

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3 YN’s steal brand new cars from dealer lot gone wrong
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I’d say I was taking personal time before saying I removed the cracker the barrel and the atmosphere from Cracker Barrel. Fuck he thought people were going for the fucking good?!?!
I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team. Turns out a small group of angry activists didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!
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Lmao at the cybertruck
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Cars vs 50 MPH speed bumps!! Yes it’s AI but the Raptor took it like a champ.
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Me coming off the chair when he stared me down

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This man trapped one of the world's most venomous animals under a trash can. The ending is hilarious when the animal gives him a dirty look, as if to say "How dare you do this to me!" 😂😂
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