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Joined June 2024
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i still have a lot of self deprecating thoughts but i think my meds have made me mellower. so i will be thinking shit like i am a stupid dysfunctional person but won't actually Feel anything about it. it's weird
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if i had a door to the backrooms i would steal all the fucked up furniture or take pictures in there and pretend it was my modern art
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Jun 14
how it feels to go to sleep late as fuck and schedule send a text message for the morning that cancels my midday plans
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Jun 14
Scottish fan to me: Where you from?
Me: Massachusetts
Scottish fan: Never heard of it
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when the bad guy in the furious took off his glasses and didn't put them back on for the rest of the movie i was like come on. nooo the glasses are so sexy nooo
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Jun 12
woke myself up from a nightmare by thinking really hard about waking up then hitting my head against the wall 😭
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i once saw a seagull eating another dead seagull
Jun 10
Just saw a seagul eat a fish? Very curious how this will effect their naturally evolved diet of French fires and bullshit
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Jun 11
is there a way to hold an ipad in public without looking like an ipad baby
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The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Captain Ahab posting a YouTube reaction video called "REAL Sperm Whale Attack Survivor REACTS To 'Whalefall.'" Thumbnail that says "Could This REALLY Happen??" with Ahab making an exaggerated incredulous face
First look at a dude getting eaten by a whale in ‘WHALEFALL’.
The film follows a scuba diver who must escape a sperm whale's tummy before his oxygen runs out.
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I miss Succession so much I choose to pretend every movie with Jeremy Strong is just Kendall’s newest business venture
Jun 10
Jeremy Strong's voice as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel.
“I’m not 2 years out of a dorm room anymore Charlie!”
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