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Pardis Parker @pardisparker
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Pardis Parker @pardisparker
6 Apr 2020
Two girls got mad at me during my stand-up set.
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com How would you solve all the problems of the world? #standup #comedy #crowdwork
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com You're Arab? #standup #comedy #crowdwork #egypt #egyptian Let me know what city I should perform in next!!
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com You lied to me. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #girlsΒ  Let me know what city I should perform in next!!
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com The grind is everything. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #hustle Let me know what city I should perform in next!!
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Life's hard. I'm struggling. #standup #comedy #funny #ted Let me know what city I should perform in next!!
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @intrepidtheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com 14 years. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #marriage #happy Let me know what city I should perform in next!!
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @intrepidtheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Being rich isn't going to make history remember you. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #billionaires
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @IntrepidTheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com I can't tell who's South Asian. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #srilanka #saudiarabia
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Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Victoria β€’ @intrepidtheatre β€’ Dec 6 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Philadelphia to Pittsburgh to Chicago to New York. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #lawschool #advertising #medschool
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British humor
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New York* @citywinerynyc Jul 23 Philadelphia* @citywineryphil Jul 24 * with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones Vancouver @houseofcomedybc Nov 29-Dec 1 Get tickets now: PardisParker.com "They not like us." Compton visits Malibu. #standup #funny
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New York* β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia* β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² *with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets: PardisParker.com I told my friend I was struggling.
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New York* β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia* β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² *w/ @ElizabethGlazer & @AlanaJTV Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Tix: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com There's 12 billionaires in this room right now. #standup #comedy
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @pardisparker | PardisParker.com Mary's 3 kids (boys) cannot aim into the toilet. From Town Hall Comedy at @artunified.
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com If you want evidence I'm Canadian...recorded in #Vancouver at @ted. #standup #comedy
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com OK that's racist. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #persian #iranian #iran
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Iranians in Vancouver. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #Persian #racist
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Adam recently became lactose intolerant. With @ericarhodes from @AGT. #comedy #standup
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New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Too many first dates. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #dating #love #shrink
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No, I live in the Congo. Part 2 of 2. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #USAID #CIA Upcoming: New York β€’ @citywinerynyc β€’ Jul 23 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Philadelphia β€’ @citywineryphil β€’ Jul 24 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² Vancouver β€’ @houseofcomedybc β€’ Nov 29-Dec 1 πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Get tickets now: PardisParker.com
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