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Parham Beheshti retweeted
The last thing I expected to buy with my HSA money was an IoT male fertility home test 😂. Yet here we are, and here is my teardown so far…
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$53B by 2026 🤦‍♂️ I think everybody is underestimating the market
Parham Beheshti retweeted
Don’t spam the Texas Right to Life Whistleblower tip line. That would be terrible. Yes, I’m including a link to it but only so nobody wastes those anti-abortion assholes’ time. That would be bad and I definitely have NOT been doing that. prolifewhistleblower.com/ano…
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Gonna be lit when every Texas Republican officeholder gets sued in some obscure county for procuring an abortion, given that the claimant is insulated from assessments of attorney's fees or costs.
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Media Release: Contra Costa opens vaccine eligibility to ages 50 and older bit.ly/2OQ5JMu

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Parham Beheshti retweeted
22 Sep 2020
Do you use OKR's or KPI's to track company metrics? #startups
38% OKR
31% KPI
31% No idea what these are
16 votes • Final results
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Parham Beheshti retweeted
20 Sep 2020
My coronial baby met her grandma for the first time today. He has only seen people upclose via facetime and cries when someone tries to talk to him in person. We all need to pay the utmost attention to kids’ social skill development.
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Parham Beheshti retweeted
14 Sep 2020
So many kids googling to figure out what an Oracle is
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My dog managed to pull glued ethernet cable out and chew on it. Smart home server got disconnected and all the automations are off! @internetofshit x.com/parhamdb/status/129994…
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Parham Beheshti retweeted
YES @KamalaHarris! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #WhenWeAllVote #Vote2020
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28 Aug 2020
Gaffigan goes off...never seen him like this.
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"Not sure of authenticity..."
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Spot the babysitter #NationalDogDay
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#FireTuckerCarlson takes off after Fox News personality defends right-wing terrorist rawstory.com/2020/08/firetuc…

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For a guy so homophobic, Mike Pence sure likes to kiss Trump's ass a lot...
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Several Republicans, including the vice president, have now made the case that the riots and protests and violence happening in Trump's America wouldn't be happening in Trump's America.
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A 17 year old white supremacist domestic terrorist drove across state lines, armed with an AR 15. He shot and killed 2 people who had assembled to affirm the value, dignity, and worth of Black lives. Fix your damn headlines.
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When Trump says "America will never become a socialist country," remember: his New York real estate empire would be worth nothing without $885 million in government grants, subsidies and tax breaks. Trump l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for the rest.
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Weird. So many bots saying the same thing #NBA
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