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Arthur @parker__farquer

Relentlessly polite

Joined November 2016
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I'm enjoying the live party at the Kennedy Centre with a small Prosecco.
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On our 4am walk, Charlie The Chihuahua and I found a chicken leg and a pair of underpants and I've just burnt my porridge. More as it happens
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This is Susie the Silkypoo who has been in love with Charlie the Chihuahua since she was the size of a small sock and always greets him with enthusiasm. Not the best quality video but it was the best I could do at the time so we'll just have to deal with it.
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Yesterday, I discovered what it feels like to have a needle inserted into my toe.
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Just bit into a pitted prune which hadn't been pitted. I could have lost a tooth and sued for millions but there was a get out clause on the bag. Darn.
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I have watched Riot Women. I enjoyed it a lot and once I started it I couldn't put it down. Join me next time I watch something and once I start it I can't put it down.
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I'm doing very well at the wordles today.
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I'm warming to Bangaranga
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Fingers seem to be important this year #eurovision
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Bow hair flying. My bow hair has flown before. #Eurovision
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Aus commentators saying the UK song is pure Brit pop. Either they're still exploding after Delta or I missed something in Oasis. And Blur. Etc. #Eurovisión2026
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Australian commentators about to explode. #eurovision
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Go Albania! Some of that weird and individual energy I look for in a Eurovision entry. Carry on.
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Yesterday I had a no longer needed piece of equipment removed from my massive chest, and was told how fit and glorious I was. Or words to that effect. Apologies for the photo, but I was enjoying the sedatives.
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I have finally googled who Tess and Vernon are.
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But, WHY??? Don't answer that. Polite face.
Arthur@parker__farquer
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I don't like to interfere, but I do hope that not too many of you in the UK have voted for any parties beginning with R.
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Meanwhile, such goings on at the lake near us. A swan is sitting on her eggs, but has lost her mate what with a (insert swear here) human killing him. An intact swan couple is now trying to kill her. They were relocated by the swan professionals yesterday, but they made their...
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... way back. I would have trouble doing that with Google maps and a car, considering where they went. Luckily, the dedicated swan people took shifts to be with her all night in case that happened, and are now catching them again, whilst also getting ready to catch another pair..
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.. zoning in on our poor swan, labelled CPP. I have shed tears at their dedication and Charlie The Chihuahua has been horrified because of all the extra people and their dogs in his area. I would like to murder the person who murdered CPP's mate (CPU). More as it happens.
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I don't like to interfere, but I do hope that not too many of you in the UK have voted for any parties beginning with R.
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