We hope he turns up soon too. Apparently Superman’s dog replaced Nipper on HMV Oxford Street. Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown. This is quite the disappearance.

Poster glimpsed in London after a meeting. Nipper the HMV dog is missing! Have you seen him?

Update - re: Merchandise availability Sadly we have been unable to resolve the leek in my Dad's garage. We apologise for the continued disruption and hope to restore our service soon. Thanks to everyone for your patience. The matriarch merchandise range will be back shortly. As we explore alternative retail spaces, it looks most likely that we will be vending from Dad's shed. At present, access to the outhouse building is a challenge as it is located to the rear of the main premises. Negotiations are being held with a Nicolas Bonks to allow customers to visit via a path in his allotment. However, Mr Bonks is driving a hard bargain and is demanding a 17% cut of all sales, as well as first dibs on our best rhubarb. Furthermore, the garden hedges are in a state of neglect and appropriate curtains must be sourced for the house on the property, in order to preserve the dignity of the matriarchal residents. As the shed also acts as a rehearsal space for The REAL Patchwork, we will need to review opening times as appropriate. Commerce and craft must not clash.

I’m getting close to revealing the real #patchwork identity. This unseen backstage photo from earlier in their careers has not been verified, it was found in the netto carrier bag I obtained at a garage sale. Some sillies seem to claim it’s a Keith Moon party, whoever he is??

Always wanted to do one of these cliché posts... Here goes (and we do mean it)... Big announcement incoming via Top Poppet, @BBC6Music's Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins...