F you. Pass the Save Act

Rick as a pickled gherkin epitomises the human condition. With only his mind, and minimal access to the world, he subdues it. #RickAndMorty

We have a 1967 Dodge power wagon with the V8 in one our barns that I’m going to have restored one day. Built 25 years before I was born and I still find it beautiful.

The dog was like: That looks delicious! Give it to me😂🤣

sometimes you just have to face claustrophobia head on

At the end of the Jurassic Park game for Sega CD, Jeff Goldblum had a special message for gamers - 'breath, take a walk, go talk to the member of the opposite sex.' 😭

Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945 The Nazi’s surrendered May 7th, 1945 COINCIDENCE? Yes. There is no way a one day old baby could have defeated them

For St. Patrick's Day 1780, General George Washington ordered a holiday for his troops in "solidarity with the Irish in their fight for independence”:

Happy feast day of Saint Patrick, Patron Saint of Ireland 🇮🇪

🚨NICE! This may go down as one of Senator Fetterman’s best media appearances. For 3 minutes, he blasted the left-wing media for spinning the Iran conflict & when Kaitlan Collins tried to cut him off, he fired back: “You don’t have to cut me off here!”

🚨BREAKING: The FBI conducted authorized, court-ordered searches at homes in Newtown Township and Middletown Township in Bucks County, PA tied to an IED that ignited during a protest in NYC by the Islamic jihadists. The two pro-Muslim extremists, Ibraham Kayumi, 19, and Emir Balat, 18, both self-radicalized in recent years and traveled to Turkey and other terror-training hot spots. America welcomed their parents, who by the look of it achieved the American dream, and this is how their POS kids repay this country.

I've been waiting an entire year to post this.

Let’s do a poll: America, is it more important to prioritize the SAVE America Act or the ROAD to Housing Act? 👀

This is literally the IT industry outside of H1B visas. I have 15 years in IT and still get recruiters reaching out trying to poach me for entry level pay.

I am the Senior Product Manager for Notepad at Microsoft. My job was to take the only innocent program left in computing and give it an attack surface. I succeeded. CVE-2026-20841. CVSS 8.8. Remote code execution. In Notepad. The program your grandmother uses to write grocery lists can now execute arbitrary commands. I got promoted. Notepad was invented in 1985. For forty years it did one thing. It opened text. It did not render text. It did not format text. It did not connect to the internet. It did not have opinions about your writing. It was the last honest program on your computer. My team fixed that. In 2024 we killed WordPad. "Nobody uses it," we said. "It's bloat," we said. Then in May 2025 we added Markdown rendering to Notepad. In September we added AI-powered writing, rewriting, and summarization. We turned Notepad into WordPad. Then we turned it into Word. Then we turned it into an attack vector. The roadmap was always the same. We just changed the name on the headstone. The vulnerability works like this: you open a Markdown file in Notepad. You click a link. Notepad launches unverified protocols that execute files with your permissions. A text editor. Running code. From a link. In a program that existed specifically to NOT run code. We shipped this as a default feature. The "off" switch is in settings. Nobody checks settings. We know this. We designed it that way. The Register called it "the WordPad-ification of Microsoft's humble text editor." Critics said we were betraying Notepad's core ethos. They were correct. Notepad's ethos was simplicity. Simplicity does not generate engagement metrics. Simplicity does not require a Copilot PC. Simplicity does not produce CVEs. We gave Notepad AI, network access, Markdown rendering, and tables. We gave it everything except a threat model. Forty years of doing nothing wrong. We couldn't allow that to continue. This is the Microsoft way.

Processed food kills. EAT REAL FOOD.

Let’s ask the people: Should photo ID be required in order to vote in American federal elections?

I generally hate AI, but this “Star Wars” takedown of Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper is tremendous… 😂

Fine, fuck it. Since Elon and Nikita just give me vague answers as to why I'm deboosted, I'm gonna have to take serious action here to get views. An "attention whore", if you will. Here is a picture of my pü$$¥ for clicks, comments, and hollow validation. I'm such a whore.