I got a personal thing going on
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If a guy pointed a gun at you like this, which three words would you say?
This is a promotional post for the @what3words geolocation app, ‘The simplest way to talk about location’, now with AI-powered Voice API functionality.
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(Player turn in a DN combat encounter)
Player: I go to the corner and put my bag and other belongings on the floor. I spend the rest of my turn cautiously guarding my belongings.
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Player: Permission to slam my fist on the table to make the die stop spinning?
DM: Denied, you already said you spent the rest of your turn guarding your belongings, so you don't have any actions left IRL either. Not until next round.
DM: I'm officially concluding this turn.
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Player2 (Bard): My character begins speaking. “I spend my turn delivering a long speech that breaks the mechanics of time in this encounter,where the 'turns' preceding mine accounted for1 in-game second per indvdual combatant, my action is a long in-game speech that subsumes the
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You can put flowers and plants in different locations.
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Hello guys, Daniel here 👋 stepping out of character for a moment to let you know I have a couple of plants for sale IRL
International shipping only, that's how I got them and is legally the only way the plants can be exchanged.
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Digital ID? Id rather have a small handful of soil mate. I would rather have a small handful of wet soil with a few seeds in it,
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So are you guys iPhone or Android users? Lets find out together 😁 Ok give me a cheer if you have an iPhone Ok now give me a cheer if it's Android Ok a small majority of you are iPhone users, interesting.
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Q: Does Buzzard have anus and gizzard?
A: Buzzard has gizzard but no have anus.
Birds no have anus, They piss, shit, lay egg, all fuck using same hole. Cloaca. Birds use it for everything. Two wings and one hole, that's how it should be.
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You're like a bird with no cloaca.
You've got regular anus, dick and balls. You've got wings, sure. But you've got anus dick and balls.
For the rest of us birds it all comes out of one hole. Two wings and one hole, that's how it should be.
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If I ever got to intern at the mystery gang I would initially be so shy around Scooby 😩 And while my politics do align with Shaggy's the most, I don't think I'd be able to vibe with him in person..So id probs just wait in the back of the van every day until they finished work 😂
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Humans should be more like birds - shitting and pissing and laying eggs out the same hole: the cloaca.
@peterthiel Please consider funding this genetics venture. I put myself and my Girlfriend forward as test subjects, and we will have many children, all of them with cloaca.
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I'm arranging to have my dick ceremonially pecked off by a falcon. It'll be at a Ren fair in South East England, at some point this summer, not sure yet. But I'm definitely gonna do it.
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The farmer is begging the chicken for forgiveness 🙏And the chicken, with his head tilted up towards the sky, is begging God.
He pleads forgiveness for the chickens 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the farmers, and he pleads forgiveness for all creatures.
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Chicken Run is one of those films where the chickens come out on top at the end.
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Tip for birds🥚
Flex your wing muscles along with your lower body the next time you're trying to lay an egg. Your wings will stimulate blood flow towards the cloaca, and brace your core for stronger, more focussed pushing.
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